<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303</id><updated>2011-11-27T17:18:05.046-08:00</updated><category term='linkin park'/><category term='september 11'/><category term='pain and pleasure'/><category term='North Carolina Football Investigation'/><category term='Fred Figglehorn'/><category term='Movie News'/><category term='funny'/><category term='Fred the Movie'/><category term='macbook pro'/><category term='Stephen Hawking&apos;s Rules'/><category term='apple'/><category term='google sinstant'/><category term='YouTube Sensation'/><category term='Sons Of Anarchy Season 3'/><category term='Notre Dame Football Schedule'/><category term='humour'/><category term='Machete'/><category term='Race War Propaganda'/><category term='Penn State Football Schedule 2010Penn State Football Schedule 2010'/><category term='passion'/><category term='Lucas Cruikshank'/><category term='iTunes 10 hands-on'/><category term='android'/><category term='macbook air'/><category term='cereberus puppy'/><category term='trey songz'/><category term='Louis CK&apos;s Drunken Tweets'/><category term='google doodles'/><category term='stempunk gas mask'/><category term='chase website down'/><title type='text'>Allen Kristiyono's Blog</title><subtitle type='html'>Hot Searches Today. Its Updated Daily.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>43</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-1621788175058115397</id><published>2010-10-28T22:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-28T22:08:42.936-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Amazing Bird Photos You'll Swear Are Fake</title><content type='html'>&lt;img alt="chickadee spread wings photo" height="231" src="http://www.treehugger.com/galleries/chickadee-in-flight-2.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.1667px;"&gt;'ve been following a particularly interesting photographer on Flickr now for awhile, and the images he posts seem just unreal. But they're not!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17.5px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 17.5px; font-weight: bold;"&gt;Chickadee In Flight&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.1667px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.1667px;"&gt;They're incredible images of birds in flight, captured with a special camera set-up. While the photos look like paintings, they are indeed photos. You'll be amazed to see some of the movements of birds&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paddler60/" style="font-family: Arial; margin-bottom: 0px; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"&gt;Gerry Sibell&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;has been able to immobilize -- from hummingbirds battling wasps to goldfinches having mid-air standoffs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 14.1667px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px;"&gt;Photo:&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/paddler60/"&gt;Gerry Sibell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: 10px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 43px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14.1667px;"&gt;source: &lt;a href="http://www.treehugger.com/galleries/2010/10/amazing-bird-photos-you-will-swear-are-fake.php"&gt;treehugger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 36px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: large;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 17px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-1621788175058115397?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/1621788175058115397/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-ve-been-following-particularly.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/1621788175058115397'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/1621788175058115397'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-ve-been-following-particularly.html' title='Amazing Bird Photos You&apos;ll Swear Are Fake'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-6428420636576619983</id><published>2010-10-27T18:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-27T18:59:35.034-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='macbook air'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='macbook pro'/><title type='text'>Goodbye, MacBook Pro. The New MacBook Air Is That Good.</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-236414" height="168" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mb2.png?w=630&amp;amp;h=261" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; max-width: 620px; position: relative;" title="mb" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Last Wednesday, I got my hands on one of the new MacBook Airs. I haven’t touched my MacBook Pro since. It’s six months&amp;nbsp;old. RIP.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;I know that sounds outrageous. Or like hyperbole. But it’s not. When I wrote up&amp;nbsp;my initial thoughts, it was after only a few hours of usage. I hadn’t even used it outside the house yet. But now I have. I’ve used it almost everywhere I’ve been for just about a week now. There’s no question in my mind that this has replaced my MacBook Pro as my go-to machine.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;But here’s the really crazy thing. It’s not just the size of the thing that I love so much (I have the 13-inch model) — which is amazing — it’s the speed. This thing boots up in less than 15 seconds, ready to go. My i7 iMac with 8 GB of RAM takes something like 2 minutes. My i7 MacBook Pro takes at least 30-45 seconds, and it has an SSD drive.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Applications seem to load quicker. Files transfer quicker. The thing shuts down in about 3 seconds.&amp;nbsp;Macworld has the initial benchmarks. They don’t lie.&amp;nbsp;It just screams.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;And by speed, I also mean “power”. Remarkably, for the first time that I’ve used one, this MacBook Air doesn’t feel underpowered. At all. Again, for the past 6 months I’ve been using a combination of an i7 iMac and an i7 MacBook Pro. Judging from processor, clock speed, and amount of RAM, both should be significantly faster than this Air. For certain tasks, they undoubtedly are. But for pretty much everything I’ve done this past week — basically, my regular work and play habits — I really can’t say I notice a difference. This definitely surprised me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Again, Macworld’s initial benchmark numbers seem to at least partially back up such a crazy claim. I have the baseline 13-inch MacBook Air with a 1.86 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 2 GB of RAM, and a 128 GB flash storage hard drive. Their tests have this thing performing better than the 13-inch MacBook&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Pro&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;with a faster Core 2 Duo processor and double the RAM. And it’s not that far off from the i5 Pro model.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-236416" height="230" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mm.jpg?w=630&amp;amp;h=358" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; max-width: 620px; position: relative;" title="IMG_2125" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;They largely credit the flash storage hard drive. And that’s undoubtedly a huge part of the performance. But another part is likely that previous MacBook Airs have run underclocked to deal with heat issues. That doesn’t appear to be happening with these models. So they can purr along at full speed. And it shows.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Earlier tonight, Daring Fireball’s&amp;nbsp;John Gruber wrote a post&amp;nbsp;wondering where this new Air fits into Apple’s MacBook lineup? It is a good question considering the base model is the same $999 price as the base MacBook model. He thinks it might fit in as a secondary computer. I agree — for now.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;There is one thing holding back the Air: storage space. Thanks largely to Apple themselves, we live in a world where we have digital music, photos, movies, and TV shows that take up dozens, if not hundreds of gigabytes of storage. Because of this, a 128 GB hard drive isn’t enough for many people these days if they’re going to be using the Air as their&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;primary machine&lt;/em&gt;. Increasingly, even 256 GB isn’t enough. Hell, I’m nearing 1 TB of media on my iMac.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;But. We all know that Apple has&amp;nbsp;aspirations&amp;nbsp;to move all of this media to the&amp;nbsp;cloud. If they can do that and cut the chains around these machines, they’re going to fly. Off the shelves. In a hurry.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Here’s how I see it: if storage didn’t matter, I think this 13-inch MacBook Air would almost immediately be Apple’s best-selling Mac. It’s that good.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;I can’t speak to the 11-inch model, as I haven’t used it, but it’s&amp;nbsp;getting rave reviews as well.&amp;nbsp;The 13-inch model I’m talking about here is the base model which is $1,299. The 11-inch models start at $999.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;It’s funny that I haven’t really even talked about the size of the machine yet — that’s the glittering lure that ropes people in. But the Air has always had that. What it didn’t have previously was a great price and killer performance. Now it does. Just in the past six days, five people that I’ve showed this thing to have already bought one. That’s the stuff iPhones and iPads are made of. It has the “wow” factor.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-236419" height="202" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/b1.jpg?w=630&amp;amp;h=314" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; max-width: 620px; position: relative;" title="IMG_2140" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;And regardless of if storage capabilities hold it back or not, I have no doubt that the Air does point to the future of the MacBook lineup. They’re soon all going to&amp;nbsp;lose their optical drives, gain flash storage drives, and work for hours on end. In fact, the only machine I can think of that I might enjoy more than this one is one that lasts even longer. To get that, I’d accept a model that’s slightly larger (15-inches), slightly heavier (maybe 3.3 pounds), but had 10 hours of battery life. That’s the future MacBook Pro right there.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Speaking of battery life, again, this thing shines pretty nicely in that category as well. Apple says it will get 7-hours, and based on my usage, that’s close. I’m usually seeing between 5 and 6 hours depending on what I’m doing and screen brightness. A couple times I have gotten about 7 hours.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;As for the supposed 30 days of standby time? It’s hard to imagine me not using this thing for 30 days at a time, but I will say that I’ve gone to bed with it at 50 percent power and woken up several hours later with it at 49 percent power. And yes, the thing wakes up from sleep&amp;nbsp;instantaneously. The only thing you have to wait for is for your WiFi to connect.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;As for the screen? Again, I thought it would be an issue switching from a 15-inch MacBook Pro to this, but it’s really not. This thing has the same 1440-by-900 resolution as the standard 15-inch MacBook Pro screen, so, there you go.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;People also can’t seem to believe when I tell them it doesn’t run hot. But it doesn’t. The only times I’ve felt it getting a little bit warm is when I’ve run — surprise, surprise — multiple Flash movies. But the heat doesn’t come close to my MacBook Pro. That doesn’t come close to my old MacBook Pro which was an upside down stove at points.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;It’s hard to know what else to say. This is the computer&amp;nbsp;I’ve been waiting for. It makes me feel foolish for spending almost three grand on a brand new souped-up MacBook Pro six months ago. I just can’t think of a time I’ll ever want to or need to turn it on again.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Goodbye, MacBook Pro. Your candle burned out long before your hard drive ever did.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-236414" height="168" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mb2.png?w=630&amp;amp;h=261" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; max-width: 620px; position: relative;" title="mb" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Last Wednesday, I got my hands on one of the new MacBook Airs. I haven’t touched my MacBook Pro since. It’s six months&amp;nbsp;old. RIP.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;I know that sounds outrageous. Or like hyperbole. But it’s not. When I wrote up&amp;nbsp;my initial thoughts, it was after only a few hours of usage. I hadn’t even used it outside the house yet. But now I have. I’ve used it almost everywhere I’ve been for just about a week now. There’s no question in my mind that this has replaced my MacBook Pro as my go-to machine.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;But here’s the really crazy thing. It’s not just the size of the thing that I love so much (I have the 13-inch model) — which is amazing — it’s the speed. This thing boots up in less than 15 seconds, ready to go. My i7 iMac with 8 GB of RAM takes something like 2 minutes. My i7 MacBook Pro takes at least 30-45 seconds, and it has an SSD drive.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Applications seem to load quicker. Files transfer quicker. The thing shuts down in about 3 seconds.&amp;nbsp;Macworld has the initial benchmarks. They don’t lie.&amp;nbsp;It just screams.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;And by speed, I also mean “power”. Remarkably, for the first time that I’ve used one, this MacBook Air doesn’t feel underpowered. At all. Again, for the past 6 months I’ve been using a combination of an i7 iMac and an i7 MacBook Pro. Judging from processor, clock speed, and amount of RAM, both should be significantly faster than this Air. For certain tasks, they undoubtedly are. But for pretty much everything I’ve done this past week — basically, my regular work and play habits — I really can’t say I notice a difference. This definitely surprised me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Again, Macworld’s initial benchmark numbers seem to at least partially back up such a crazy claim. I have the baseline 13-inch MacBook Air with a 1.86 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 2 GB of RAM, and a 128 GB flash storage hard drive. Their tests have this thing performing better than the 13-inch MacBook&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Pro&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;with a faster Core 2 Duo processor and double the RAM. And it’s not that far off from the i5 Pro model.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-236416" height="230" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/mm.jpg?w=630&amp;amp;h=358" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; max-width: 620px; position: relative;" title="IMG_2125" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;They largely credit the flash storage hard drive. And that’s undoubtedly a huge part of the performance. But another part is likely that previous MacBook Airs have run underclocked to deal with heat issues. That doesn’t appear to be happening with these models. So they can purr along at full speed. And it shows.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Earlier tonight, Daring Fireball’s&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://daringfireball.net/2010/10/airs_spot_in_lineup" style="color: #009f00; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"&gt;John Gruber wrote a post&lt;img class="snap_preview_icon" id="snap_com_shot_link_icon" src="http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.50/t.gif" style="background-color: transparent; background-image: url(http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.50/theme/silver/palette.gif); background-position: -1128px 0px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; display: inline; float: none; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; height: 12px; left: auto; line-height: normal; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px !important; margin-right: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-height: 2000px; max-width: 2000px; min-height: 0px; min-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 1px; position: static; text-decoration: none; top: auto; vertical-align: top; visibility: visible; width: 14px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;wondering where this new Air fits into Apple’s MacBook lineup? It is a good question considering the base model is the same $999 price as the base MacBook model. He thinks it might fit in as a secondary computer. I agree — for now.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;There is one thing holding back the Air: storage space. Thanks largely to Apple themselves, we live in a world where we have digital music, photos, movies, and TV shows that take up dozens, if not hundreds of gigabytes of storage. Because of this, a 128 GB hard drive isn’t enough for many people these days if they’re going to be using the Air as their&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;primary machine&lt;/em&gt;. Increasingly, even 256 GB isn’t enough. Hell, I’m nearing 1 TB of media on my iMac.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;But. We all know that Apple has&amp;nbsp;aspirations&amp;nbsp;to move all of this media to the&amp;nbsp;cloud. If they can do that and cut the chains around these machines, they’re going to fly. Off the shelves. In a hurry.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Here’s how I see it: if storage didn’t matter, I think this 13-inch MacBook Air would almost immediately be Apple’s best-selling Mac. It’s that good.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;I can’t speak to the 11-inch model, as I haven’t used it, but it’s&amp;nbsp;getting rave reviews as well.&amp;nbsp;The 13-inch model I’m talking about here is the base model which is $1,299. The 11-inch models start at $999.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;It’s funny that I haven’t really even talked about the size of the machine yet — that’s the glittering lure that ropes people in. But the Air has always had that. What it didn’t have previously was a great price and killer performance. Now it does. Just in the past six days, five people that I’ve showed this thing to have already bought one. That’s the stuff iPhones and iPads are made of. It has the “wow” factor.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-236419" height="202" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/b1.jpg?w=630&amp;amp;h=314" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; max-width: 620px; position: relative;" title="IMG_2140" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;And regardless of if storage capabilities hold it back or not, I have no doubt that the Air does point to the future of the MacBook lineup. They’re soon all going to&amp;nbsp;lose their optical drives, gain flash storage drives, and work for hours on end. In fact, the only machine I can think of that I might enjoy more than this one is one that lasts even longer. To get that, I’d accept a model that’s slightly larger (15-inches), slightly heavier (maybe 3.3 pounds), but had 10 hours of battery life. That’s the future MacBook Pro right there.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Speaking of battery life, again, this thing shines pretty nicely in that category as well. Apple says it will get 7-hours, and based on my usage, that’s close. I’m usually seeing between 5 and 6 hours depending on what I’m doing and screen brightness. A couple times I have gotten about 7 hours.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;As for the supposed 30 days of standby time? It’s hard to imagine me not using this thing for 30 days at a time, but I will say that I’ve gone to bed with it at 50 percent power and woken up several hours later with it at 49 percent power. And yes, the thing wakes up from sleep&amp;nbsp;instantaneously. The only thing you have to wait for is for your WiFi to connect.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;As for the screen? Again, I thought it would be an issue switching from a 15-inch MacBook Pro to this, but it’s really not. This thing has the same 1440-by-900 resolution as the standard 15-inch MacBook Pro screen, so, there you go.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;People also can’t seem to believe when I tell them it doesn’t run hot. But it doesn’t. The only times I’ve felt it getting a little bit warm is when I’ve run — surprise, surprise — multiple Flash movies. But the heat doesn’t come close to my MacBook Pro. That doesn’t come close to my old MacBook Pro which was an upside down stove at points.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;It’s hard to know what else to say. This is the computer&amp;nbsp;I’ve been waiting for. It makes me feel foolish for spending almost three grand on a brand new souped-up MacBook Pro six months ago. I just can’t think of a time I’ll ever want to or need to turn it on again.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;Goodbye, MacBook Pro. Your candle burned out long before your hard drive ever did.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img height="206" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/c2.jpg?w=630&amp;amp;h=326" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;source:&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; line-height: normal;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://techcrunch.com/2010/10/26/13-inch-macbook-air-review/"&gt;techcrunch.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="color: #272727; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Verdana, 'Lucida Sans Regular', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 1em;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-6428420636576619983?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/6428420636576619983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/10/goodbye-macbook-pro-new-macbook-air-is.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6428420636576619983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6428420636576619983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/10/goodbye-macbook-pro-new-macbook-air-is.html' title='Goodbye, MacBook Pro. The New MacBook Air Is That Good.'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-5927961492885608485</id><published>2010-10-26T00:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-26T00:19:02.176-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Simp-ly Marvelous! Jessica Simpson’s Best Breast Moments</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #111111; display: block; font-family: Arial, San-Serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 8px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.complex.com/blog_galleries/simply-marvelous-jessica-simpsons-best-breast-moments/jessica-1" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3b7bc9; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="lead1" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-168497" height="277" src="http://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lead17.jpg" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: initial; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;" title="lead1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;Jessica Simpson&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;used to be ashamed o&lt;span class="cmnhoverword hoverword_0" id="adlink_0" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3039b0; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;f&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;her boobs. But the girl who&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8669459" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3b7bc9; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank"&gt;(according to her pops)&lt;/a&gt;, “used to wear bikinis and short shorts” to church has grown out o&lt;span class="cmnhoverword hoverword_0" id="adlink_1" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3039b0; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;f&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;her insecurity and, as o&lt;span class="cmnhoverword hoverword_0" id="adlink_2" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3039b0; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;f&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;late, into a bigger bra. Not gonna lie, i&lt;span class="cmnhoverword hoverword_0" id="adlink_3" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3039b0; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;f&lt;/span&gt;we went to that church, we’d be worshiping that two-headed chest goddess. But we digress. Lately, people have been ragging on her&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="cmnhoverword hoverword_0" id="adlink_4" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3039b0; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;f&lt;/span&gt;or her weight gain, but that’s just what we simple&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="cmnhoverword hoverword_0" id="adlink_5" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3039b0; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;f&lt;/span&gt;olk like to call “natural.” Yes’m, Jessica’s country cleavage is 100% homegrown. And with our&amp;nbsp;&lt;strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;gallery o&lt;span class="cmnhoverword hoverword_0" id="adlink_6" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #3039b0; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: underline; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;f&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;Jessica Simpson’s bustiest pics&lt;/strong&gt;, we’ve got the evidence to prove it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #111111; display: block; font-family: Arial, San-Serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 8px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: initial; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"&gt;source:&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; line-height: normal;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.complex.com/blogs/2010/10/21/simp-ly-marvelous-jessica-simpsons-best-breast-moments/"&gt;complex.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-5927961492885608485?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/5927961492885608485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/10/simp-ly-marvelous-jessica-simpsons-best.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/5927961492885608485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/5927961492885608485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/10/simp-ly-marvelous-jessica-simpsons-best.html' title='Simp-ly Marvelous! Jessica Simpson’s Best Breast Moments'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-4806734305207629996</id><published>2010-10-25T03:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-25T03:12:52.191-07:00</updated><title type='text'>26 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Halloween and geek conventions have one awesome thing in common: They give women an excuse to wear outfits that their own sense of modesty and dignity would otherwise never allow them to leave the house in.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Therefore, the costume industry struggles mightily to come up with a "sexy" version of&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;every single costume ever made&lt;/em&gt;. The results cover the spectrum from laughable to terrifying.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#26.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Guitar&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/2/33792.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Wait, is she supposed to be a guitar? Or just a fan of guitars? A guitar advocate? In any case, the neck of the instrument is jammed through her skull, and it's going to take forever to get that thing back in tune.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#25.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Marionette&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/3/33793.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We know for a damn well fact that there is at least one porno out there with this theme. We also know for a fact that not a single non-serial killer has masturbated to it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;This can also be said about ...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#24.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Female Michael Jackson&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/4/33794.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Really stop and think about the target audience for this costume: heterosexual males who have sex fantasies about Michael Jackson.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We're not saying those guys don't exist; we're saying that if you're a sexy young lady who goes home with one of them, next year he's going to be wearing your face as a mask for Halloween.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#23.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Nemo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/5/33795.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We hope we're not out of line when we say that imagining yourself boning a fish -- or any character from a Disney/Pixar film, really -- means you're probably due for some counseling.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Then again, this costume is less "Nemo" and more "Prostitute who murdered Nemo and is wearing his skin to entice johns."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#22.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Chinese Takeout&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/6/33796.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Yes, that is a fortune cookie on her head. And, no, we don't know if she's supposed to be the actual Chinese takeout or if she's supposed to be delivering it. What we do know is that while it's not impossible, it's incredibly difficult to get a boner from racism.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#21.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Big Bird&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/7/33797.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Nothing says sexy like Big Bird's shrunken, disembodied head casually eating the skull of a delusional 80s pop star who's checking her shoe for dog turds. Honestly, how far down the list of common sex fantasies do you have to go before you find goddamned Big Bird --&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/1/33791.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;-- Wait, what the fuck? There's more than one of these costumes out there? And both of them make it look like Big Bird is eating the woman's cranium? And&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;they both use the same freaking pink platform shoes&lt;/em&gt;? This demands further investigation.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Oh, wait. No. It doesn't.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#20.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Darth Vader&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/8/33798.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Our first thought upon seeing this was, "ASS!" But our second thought was that behind that mask is either a decaying Sith lord on life support or Hayden Christensen.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Though we admit that the&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Star Wars&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;prequels would be considered the best films of all time if the third ended with Palpatine saying, "Rise, Lord Vader," and out stepped&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#19.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Sentient House&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/9/33799.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;That is a cat behind that crotch-level door. There has to be a pun there somewhere, but for the life of us, we can't figure out what it might be.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#18.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Barbie Knockoff&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/0/33800.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We love how they had to stick the box on there so you'd know it's a Barbie (sorry, "Pretty Polly") costume. Otherwise it's just a lady in a one-piece and a bad wig. We hope you weren't planning on eating or drinking anything at your costume party, honey. Or moving your arms. Or breathing too much.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Though if she gets drunk and vomits inside there, you'll wind up with probably the best Halloween party photo of your life.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#17.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Naked Woman&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/1/33801.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;If you're going to have a body suit to make you look naked, you should probably get one that A) has some genitals and B) doesn't have huge wrinkles. Unless you're going as a genital-free humanoid, four months after gastric bypass surgery.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#16.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Pimp&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/2/33802.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Well, hell, you put that outfit on a woman and it just looks&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;stupid&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#15.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Female Elvis&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/3/33803.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We even tried to force this one to be sexy by imagining her having sex with Priscilla. Seriously, don't do that.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#14.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Ninja Turtle&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/8/33818.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;This is the laziest costume we've ever seen. Do you see the sad, tiny little turtle shell strapped to her back? The one that in no way corresponds to the shell pattern on her torso? And think about this: The Ninja Turtles didn't wear clothes. Look it up. Which means that her skirt is actually a part of her presumably grotesquely deformed turtle body.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;table style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-collapse: collapse; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;tbody style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;tr style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;div class="FL MR" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#13.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy CSI Tech&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/5/33805.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Wait, no.&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;This&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;is the laziest costume. It's a damned blue jumpsuit with a "CSI" patch glued to it. And while we don't want to sound like a broken record, who is it that has sex fantasies about the team of people who collect your hair and semen to test for DNA? Once again:&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;serial killers&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We're telling you, half of the sexy costume industry is either run by or intended for that demographic.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#12.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Gothic Woman&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/6/33806.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Wait, no.&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;This&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;is the laziest one. We like to call it, "Regular Goth Dress While Grabbing Your Own Ass." We can't tell you the number of times we showed up to the Cracked Halloween party to find four other people dressed the same way. It's very hard to drink in this outfit, because when you remove your hands, the costume loses its meaning.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#11.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Hermione Granger&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/7/33807.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Stay classy, costume industry! Here's a character who is between 11 and 17 years old, depending on which&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;Harry Potter&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;book you're fantasizing about. Though we like how the costume makers offset that by putting it on a 58-year-old model.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Oh, wait. Maybe this costume isn't Hermione -- it's Hermione's mom, putting on her daughter's schoolgirl costume to spice things up in the bedroom, because she knows her husband has incest fantasies. See! Not creepy at all.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;And while we're on the subject ...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#10.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Small Child&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/8/33808.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Just to be clear, if you go to a party, and a woman is dressed in this outfit, do not invite her back to your place. There are police in that van across the street, and they will follow you, shovels at the ready to unearth your terrible, terrible secrets.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We understand there's a thin line between "sexy and innocent" and "pedophile bait," but seriously. Teddy bear. Though we suppose she could just be portraying a very girlish and naive adult. After all, it's not like the costume specifically says, "Sexy eight-year-old" ...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#9.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Cindy Brady&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/0/9/33809.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;This one does! Yes, that's a Cindy Brady costume. A character who was eight or nine years old when that outfit was in style on&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;The Brady Bunch&lt;/em&gt;. Again, if you ever see this costume, look closely, because there's a tiny little FBI camera hidden in the wig.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;OK, no more creepy pedophile stuff.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#8.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Pebbles Flintstone&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/0/33810.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;WHAT? GAH! Pebbles is&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;an infant&lt;/em&gt;. Nobody in the history of humankind has ever had a fetish that involved Pebbles whose story didn't end with the sound of a gavel banging and the words, "... mercy on your soul."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#7.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Pregnant Raggedy Ann&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/1/33811.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We considered just writing an entire article about all of the questions raised by this costume, portraying the classic children's toy that is somehow eight months pregnant with ... what? It'd have to be a demonic sentient toy fetus spawned by some kind of unholy voodoo ritual, we suppose. Maybe we'll stretch it out into a book.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#6.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Football-Playing Whore&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/2/33812.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;In case you didn't catch it, it's supposed to be sexy because it says "SEXY" on it. Notice the costume makes far more sense if you take away the little toy football and give her a stripper pole.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Honestly, guys, you really can't grasp how demeaning a costume like this is for a woman, unless you were to, we don't know, see the equivalent on a guy or something.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#5.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Male Nurse&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/3/33813.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Here we go! One of you guys out there, preferably one in your 40s and weighing in the 250-pound range, put this on and go trick-or-treating. Let's see how long you last before you see the red and blue lights behind you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Wait, is that Dane Cook? Don't answer that. We're going to keep believing that's Dane Cook.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#4.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Bull&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/4/33814.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Some commenter is going to point out that those bull horns are just sloppily photoshopped onto what is clearly a photo from a clothing catalog, but&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.yandy.com/Mens-Bull-Costume.php" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #c40001; cursor: pointer; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;" target="a"&gt;you can blame the costume makers for that, not us&lt;/a&gt;. If you pan down, you find no hooves or tail, just some nice slacks and dress shoes. The point being, this costume was so stupid&amp;nbsp;&lt;em&gt;they couldn't convince a model to put it on long enough to snap a photo&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#3.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Poseidon&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/5/33815.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;We're not sure how that picture made it in here. That actually is pretty sexy. Also we love how it's not possible to actually walk in it.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#2.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Papa Smurf Knockoff&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/6/33816.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;They couldn't get the license to use the name "Papa Smurf," so they called this one "Blue Daddy." We're not sure which one makes it creepier. Wait, why is there a Smurf in the background getting launched out of a catapult?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #7f7f7f; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 20px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 40px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 10px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px;"&gt;&lt;div class="Title" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; float: left; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;#1.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: white; font-family: inherit; font-size: 18px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 24px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 35px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Sexy Male Sex Doll&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/1/7/33817.jpg?v=1" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Funny? Yeah, we can see that. But this cockless blow-up sex doll was listed under the "sexy" section, for whoever dreams of fucking the mouth of a dickless Mario.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;Also, we will utilize every method available, no matter how immoral or illegal, to never see the back of this costume.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;source: &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18834_26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that-shouldnt-exist_p2.html"&gt;cracked.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-style: inherit; font-weight: inherit;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-4806734305207629996?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/4806734305207629996/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/10/26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4806734305207629996'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4806734305207629996'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/10/26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that.html' title='26 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn&apos;t Exist'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-8481447820417613299</id><published>2010-09-23T19:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-23T19:05:12.877-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Two's Company: Salma Hayek's Best Breast Moments</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.complex.com/blog_galleries/twos-company-salma-hayeks-best-breast-moments/salma-1"&gt;&lt;img alt="" height="255" id="gallery_image" src="http://c.complex.com/assets/images/blog_galleries/2010-09/GIRLS/Salma%20Hayek%20BBM/salmalead2.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;                                                                               &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="gl_page_description"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Salma Hayek,&lt;/b&gt; how do we love thee?  Let us count the ways: One and two and...we're done. Not because there's  only two ways to love the lovely lady we crowned the No. 1 &lt;a href="http://best.complex.com/lists/The-50-Hottest-Latinas"&gt; Hottest Latina,&lt;/a&gt; but because once you get to the twos, why bother counting any more? Yes, Salma's well-endowed, and whether it's a &lt;i&gt;Dora the Explorer&lt;/i&gt;  press conference or simply a browning (word to all the English majors  in the house!) at the beach, she's always been very generous in sharing  her gift(s). So in honor of the reigning queen of Hispanic Heritage  Month, we present you with a gallery of &lt;b&gt;Salma Hayek's best breast moments&lt;/b&gt;. Now get your head out of that poetry book (ayo!) and commence clickin'!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="gl_page_description"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="gl_page_description"&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://www.complex.com/blog_galleries/twos-company-salma-hayeks-best-breast-moments"&gt;www.complex.com &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-8481447820417613299?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/8481447820417613299/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/twos-company-salma-hayeks-best-breast.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8481447820417613299'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8481447820417613299'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/twos-company-salma-hayeks-best-breast.html' title='Two&apos;s Company: Salma Hayek&apos;s Best Breast Moments'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-8843359514226683405</id><published>2010-09-22T19:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-22T19:12:02.183-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How to Watch the Super Harvest Moon Twilight Show Today</title><content type='html'>&lt;!-- google_ad_section_start --&gt;   &lt;a href="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/09/saguaromoon_seip.jpg" rel="lytebox"&gt;&lt;img alt="How to Watch the Super Harvest Moon Twilight Show Today" class="left image500 image_0" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/09/500x_saguaromoon_seip.jpg" width="500" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Prepare for the &lt;a class="autolink" href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/superharvestmoon/" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #superharvestmoon"&gt;Super Harvest Moon&lt;/a&gt;!  For the first time in two decades, the Sun will sink as the full Moon  rises exactly opposite to it on the day the summer ends, creating a  strange 360-degree twilight show.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, today is the autumnal equinox &lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt;  a Super Harvest Moon will cross the sky after almost 20 years since the  last time it happened. When the Sun starts to set on the Western  horizon, a full moon will rise opposite to it on the East, reflecting  the light of our home star.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being close to the horizon, the orange Moon will be gigantic thanks  to a psychological effect called the Moon illusion. The sky will be  illuminated by the Sun and the Moon at the same time, creating a weird  360-degree effect that is rarely seen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don't need to do anything special to enjoy the show, just get  ready for the sunset. Make sure to have a clear view to both East and  West.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In NYC, the event will happen at 6:54pm. You can check the time in your city &lt;a href="http://www.sunrisesunset.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;And as an added bonus, when the summer ends at 11:09pm Eastern Time, Jupiter will appear right next to the Moon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember to take photos and send them to &lt;a href="mailto:jesus@gizmodo?subject=Super%20Harvest%20Moon%20photo"&gt;jesus@gizmodo.com&lt;/a&gt;. [&lt;a href="http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2010/22sep_harvestmoon/"&gt;NASA&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5645030/watch-the-super-harvest-moon-today"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-8843359514226683405?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/8843359514226683405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/how-to-watch-super-harvest-moon.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8843359514226683405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8843359514226683405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/how-to-watch-super-harvest-moon.html' title='How to Watch the Super Harvest Moon Twilight Show Today'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-7336937384721034830</id><published>2010-09-21T03:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-21T03:02:29.529-07:00</updated><title type='text'>This is the Creepiest Sweater Ever [pic]</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;This is the Creepiest Sweater Ever [pic]&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJiCM7DfcBI/AAAAAAAAAjU/RfHU7uUewO0/s640/This_is_the_Creepiest_Sweater_Ever_pic.htm" width="491" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://i.imgur.com/8jtq6.jpg"&gt;imgur.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-7336937384721034830?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/7336937384721034830/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/this-is-creepiest-sweater-ever-pic.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/7336937384721034830'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/7336937384721034830'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/this-is-creepiest-sweater-ever-pic.html' title='This is the Creepiest Sweater Ever [pic]'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJiCM7DfcBI/AAAAAAAAAjU/RfHU7uUewO0/s72-c/This_is_the_Creepiest_Sweater_Ever_pic.htm' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-5327867765022437045</id><published>2010-09-18T20:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-18T20:56:08.130-07:00</updated><title type='text'>When A DS Was Dropped Into A Gorilla Exhibit</title><content type='html'>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;a href="http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/1141616932/when-a-ds-was-dropped-into-a-gorilla-exhibit"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;center&gt; &lt;img alt="Gorilla with a Nintendo DS" height="258" src="http://imgur.com/Iptp0.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="Is it my turn yet?!" height="333" src="http://imgur.com/dqha0.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="Does this thing have Donkey Kong?" height="244" src="http://imgur.com/QxgAb.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="Watcha playing?" height="293" src="http://imgur.com/PiZUu.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="Cant we share?" height="307" src="http://imgur.com/cCEC7.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="Cannot have!" height="308" src="http://imgur.com/ivsBh.jpg" width="400" /&gt; &lt;/center&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can play after me… &lt;i&gt;psyche!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spicuzza/4867301379/" target="_blank"&gt;was photographed at the San Francisco zoo&lt;/a&gt;, where a young boy dropped his Nintendo DS into the gorilla exhibit. There’s even a &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/spicuzza/4867300885/in/photostream/" target="_blank"&gt;cute video&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://runt-of-the-web.com/post/1141616932/when-a-ds-was-dropped-into-a-gorilla-exhibit"&gt;Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-5327867765022437045?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/5327867765022437045/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/when-ds-was-dropped-into-gorilla.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/5327867765022437045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/5327867765022437045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/when-ds-was-dropped-into-gorilla.html' title='When A DS Was Dropped Into A Gorilla Exhibit'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-8827056964262990563</id><published>2010-09-18T20:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-18T20:34:47.239-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fred the Movie'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lucas Cruikshank'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Movie News'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='YouTube Sensation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Fred Figglehorn'/><title type='text'>“Fred: The Movie” Coming to Nickelodeon</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJWAvoyVS_I/AAAAAAAAAjM/wM51gkTeu-A/s1600/Fred-The-Movie.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJWAvoyVS_I/AAAAAAAAAjM/wM51gkTeu-A/s320/Fred-The-Movie.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Tonight is the big Nickelodeon premiere of the much-awaited film that teens all over the Internet have been waiting for, according to Spread It.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Fred: The Movie” stars 17-year-old Internet sensation Lucas Cruikshank from Nebraska who got his start by making popular videos on YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cruikshank created the character “Fred Figglehorn” back in 2008 when he began posting crazy clips of himself as a very active kid with a pretty annoying voice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After hitting it big on YouTube, he was contacted by Nickelodeon about making a movie for the channel based off his YouTube character. The movie airs tonight and will be available on DVD October 5, 2010. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://www.indyposted.com/111400/fred-the-movie-coming-to-nickelodeon/"&gt;indyposted.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-8827056964262990563?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/8827056964262990563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/fred-movie-coming-to-nickelodeon.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8827056964262990563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8827056964262990563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/fred-movie-coming-to-nickelodeon.html' title='“Fred: The Movie” Coming to Nickelodeon'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJWAvoyVS_I/AAAAAAAAAjM/wM51gkTeu-A/s72-c/Fred-The-Movie.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-1062757993723347273</id><published>2010-09-17T18:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-17T18:41:15.380-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Seven Evolutionary Leftovers in Your Body</title><content type='html'>By: Brie Cadman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wings on a flightless bird, eyes on a blind fish, and sexual organs  on a flower that reproduces asexually—the casual observer might ask,  what’s the point? But these vestigial organs and structures, once useful  in an ancestor and now diminished in size, complexity, and/or utility,  carry important information and give us clues to our evolutionary past. Though humans often think of vestigial organs as useless little  fixtures that sometimes, as in the case of the appendix, cause us  extreme anguish, we wouldn’t know nearly as much about macroevolution as  we do now without their presence. In &lt;i&gt;On the Origin of Species&lt;/i&gt;,  Charles Darwin used vestigial organs as evidence for evolution, and  their presence has helped define and shape our phylogenetic trees.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Why the Leftovers? &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Contrary to what most think, vestigial doesn’t necessarily mean useless;  in some cases, we may just not yet know exactly how the organ is used  in its current incarnation. (The human thymus was once thought to be  vestigial). Because these structures can be traced back through the  ancestors, they essentially serve as a marker of evolution; no organism  can have a vestigial organ that hasn’t been found in its forefathers.  For this reason, you won’t ever find feathers on a mammal or gills on a  primate.&lt;br /&gt;Similar in concept to vestigial structures are atavisms, which are  the reappearance of a structure or trait that isn’t found in the  immediate ancestors. For instance, whales and dolphins have been found  in nature with hind limbs; this rare occurrence is due to the  reemergence of a trait they inherited from their terrestrial ancestors.&lt;br /&gt;Humans also contain structures that mark where we came from and  perhaps, which structures’ evolution will take care of over time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Human Tail (Bone)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img align="left" alt="" border="0" height="119" hspace="0" src="http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/organs/tail2.jpg" vspace="10" width="138" /&gt;   One striking example of an atavism is the human coccyx, or tailbone,  which is a relic of the mammalian tail. Useful for mammals that use  tails for balance, species-to-species signaling, and support, the tail  is missing in apes and in humans. However, all human embryos initially  have a tail. Normally, they regress into four to five fused vertebrae  (the coccyx). However, there have been &lt;a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez"&gt;numerous case studies&lt;/a&gt;  of human children being born with an extended coccyx—a tail—that was  removed without incident. Ranging from one inch to five, the gene that  normally stops vertebrae elongation is decreased and the human tail  remains at birth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Wisdom Teeth&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img align="left" alt="" border="0" height="109" hspace="0" src="http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/organs/wisd.jpg" vspace="10" width="138" /&gt;   Our ancestors, known to be herbivores, needed strong molars for  mashing up and chewing plant material. This relic is why many of us will  develop &lt;a href="http://www.parentdish.com/2005/09/22/wisdom-teeth-can-cause-pregnancy-problems-says-study/" target="_blank"&gt;wisdom teeth&lt;/a&gt;,  also known as third molars. Theoretically, they could still be used for  chewing, but in one third of people, they can come in sideways,  impacted, or can cause pain and infection. This is why these vestigial  structures are almost always removed when they begin to come in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Appendix&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img align="left" alt="" border="0" height="109" hspace="0" src="http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/organs/appendix.jpg" vspace="10" width="138" /&gt;    Another leftover from our plant eating ancestors is the vermiform  appendix, which is an organ attached to the large intestine. A similar  sac is much bigger in other animals than it is in humans and is used to  aid in digesting high cellulose diets.&lt;br /&gt;While appendicitis can be a potentially fatal condition, and removing  the appendix has no adverse effects, some researchers think that the  appendix might have an auxiliary function, such as aiding the immune  system.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Vitamin C Synthesis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img align="left" alt="" border="0" height="109" hspace="0" src="http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/organs/vitc.jpg" vspace="10" width="138" /&gt;    In humans, vitamin C deficiency causes scurvy, and can eventually  cause death. We can’t synthesize vitamin C (ascorbic acid), but our  ancestors, save for the guinea pig and primates, were able to do so.  Therefore, it makes sense that we have a vestigial molecular structure,  now defunct, that manufactures the vitamin. The gene required for  vitamin C synthesis was found in humans in 1994, but it was a  pseudogene, meaning it was present but unable to function. The  pseudogene was also found in some primates and guinea pigs, as expected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Male Nipples&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img align="left" alt="" border="0" height="109" hspace="0" src="http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/organs/nipple.jpg" vspace="10" width="138" /&gt;    Male nipples are sometimes referred to as vestigial, although they  aren’t truly, because they were never functional in our ancestors.  Instead, they most likely occur because in the embryonic stage we are  essentially sexless, only differentiating into male and female with the  presence of hormones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt; &lt;br clear="all" /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Goose Bumps&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img align="left" alt="" border="0" height="109" hspace="0" src="http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/organs/goose.jpg" vspace="10" width="138" /&gt;    When we get goose bumps, it’s the action of muscle fibers called  erector pili, which cause the hairs in follicles to stand to attention.  In animals, such as a cat, this causes a larger appearance and can be  used to thwart an attacker, as well as trap air between feathers and fur  for insulation. However, humans, with our minimal coating of fur, don’t  really need the raised hair; we use jackets instead. It is therefore  thought that goose bumps don’t really serve much of a purpose. However,  the small expenditure of energy used to contract the muscles could,  perhaps, cause a tiny release of heat. Or, because goose bumps are  associated not only with cold, but emotional responses as well  (listening to a good song, seeing a scary movie) they could now serve as  a form of communication with others. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br clear="all" /&gt; &lt;b&gt;Vomeronasal Organs (VNOs)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img align="left" alt="" border="0" height="109" hspace="0" src="http://media.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images2/organs/organs.jpg" vspace="10" width="138" /&gt;    In mice and other animals, the tiny vomeronasal organs (VNOs) are  thought to be responsible for pheromone detection, helping to pick up  the chemicals that signal a potential mate, reproductive status, and  other social cues. Although similar structures have been found in  humans, they’re largely thought to be vestigial and inactive, having  lost nerve connection to the brain.&lt;br /&gt;There are other vestigial and atavistic structures in humans,  especially when you consider the potential leftovers in our genomes. And  if they don’t require too much energy or resources to make, chances are  they’ll stick with us for the long haul.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: http://www.divinecaroline.com/22120/104573-seven-evolutionary-leftovers-body/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-1062757993723347273?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/1062757993723347273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/seven-evolutionary-leftovers-in-your.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/1062757993723347273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/1062757993723347273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/seven-evolutionary-leftovers-in-your.html' title='Seven Evolutionary Leftovers in Your Body'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-8931458989601157719</id><published>2010-09-17T18:32:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-17T18:32:00.939-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Clone Wars Adventures is Now Live!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJQWUVx55TI/AAAAAAAAAjE/5-tcdEpoxGY/s1600/cwadventures_sm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJQWUVx55TI/AAAAAAAAAjE/5-tcdEpoxGY/s320/cwadventures_sm.jpg" width="231" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://server-us.imrworldwide.com/cgi-bin/b?cg=email&amp;amp;ci=us-lucasarts_starwars-soeclickthru&amp;amp;tu=http://www.clonewarsadventures.com/?cid=1062766" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Clone Wars Adventures&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, a free-to-play, action packed virtual world for fans of the &lt;i&gt;Star Wars: The Clone Wars&lt;/i&gt; animated television series, &lt;a href="http://server-us.imrworldwide.com/cgi-bin/b?cg=email&amp;amp;ci=us-lucasarts_starwars-soeclickthru&amp;amp;tu=http://www.clonewarsadventures.com/?cid=1062766" target="_blank"&gt;is now live and ready to play!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are beginning your adventure for the first time, it is easy to   get started. All you have to do is create an account and make your   character.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After creating your character you can explore the Jedi Temple, duel  with lightsabers, &lt;span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD2"&gt;race&lt;/span&gt; speeder bikes, decorate your house, fly a  starfighter, use the Force, battle droids and much more!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Features include:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Extend the Fantasy:&lt;/b&gt; Kids no longer have to wait until the next exciting episode of &lt;i&gt;Star Wars: The Clone Wars&lt;/i&gt; animated TV series to continue exploring and enjoying the &lt;i&gt;Star Wars&lt;/i&gt; universe. With &lt;i&gt;Clone Wars Adventures&lt;/i&gt;,   kids can go online to experience exciting thrills as you duel iconic   adversaries with your own custom lightsaber, speed through the galaxy in   your starfighter, defeat enemies and take down starships. Adventure   online to discover your destiny!  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Play Free or Upgrade:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;Clone Wars Adventures&lt;/i&gt;  is a  free-to-play game, but players who want to take the galactic action  to  the next level can purchase a monthly membership. Players can also  buy  cool &lt;i&gt;Star Wars&lt;/i&gt; universe items from within the game through micro-transactions using Station Cash.  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Minigames &amp;amp; More:&lt;/b&gt; From Droid Programming to Speeder Bike &lt;span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD1"&gt;Racing&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Clone Wars Adventures&lt;/i&gt;  puts you in the &lt;span class="IL_AD" id="IL_AD5"&gt;driver&lt;/span&gt;  seat to experience epic action in immersive  minigames that take you to  your favorite locations in the galaxy. Become  the proud owner of a  tricked out Droid pet or throw a party in your  player house -- the fun  is endless!  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fun With Friends:&lt;/b&gt; Whether you are on adventures with old friends or competing for leaderboard status with new ones, &lt;i&gt;Clone Wars Adventures&lt;/i&gt;   is a lively virtual world that connects players in fun and safe ways.   Show off your achievements in your Trophy Room, use safe chat and   emoticons to express yourself and celebrate in-world events with the   entire galaxy!  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Embedded Card Game:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;Clone Wars Adventures&lt;/i&gt; card battles lets players pit a variety of fun characters, creatures and vehicles from &lt;i&gt;The Clone Wars&lt;/i&gt;   television show against one another in a unique, fast-paced combat   similar to the gameplay styles of traditional games such as War and   Concentration.  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kid-Friendly:&lt;/b&gt; Parental controls allow for the  customization  of safety options, including pre-canned chat and playtime  settings for  younger players. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;object height="335" width="560"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FaAoIOcWYD4?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=da_DK"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FaAoIOcWYD4?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=da_DK" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="335"&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See the original announcement for &lt;i&gt;Clone Wars Adventures&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.starwars.com/games/clonewars_adventures_announced/index.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-8931458989601157719?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/8931458989601157719/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/clone-wars-adventures-is-now-live.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8931458989601157719'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8931458989601157719'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/clone-wars-adventures-is-now-live.html' title='Clone Wars Adventures is Now Live!'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJQWUVx55TI/AAAAAAAAAjE/5-tcdEpoxGY/s72-c/cwadventures_sm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-4459292909663848318</id><published>2010-09-16T17:54:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-16T17:54:29.073-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Keri Russell strips to promote ‘Running Wilde’ (pic)</title><content type='html'>From the latest issue of "Esquire" ... Hey, other people have to use that hotel chair too, you know...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="more-8108"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="keri Keri Russell strips to promote Running Wilde (pic)" height="600" src="http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/images/2010/09/keri.jpg" title="Keri Russell strips to promote Running Wilde (pic)" width="460" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;  &lt;!--  //OBSTART:do_NOT_remove_this_comment  var OutbrainPermaLink="http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/2010/09/keri-russell-strips-to-promote-running-wilde-pic.html";  if(typeof(OB_Script)!='undefined'){   OutbrainStart();  } else {   var OB_PlugInVer  = "6.2.0.0_Regular";            var OB_raterMode   = "none";      var OB_recMode    = "strip";   var OBITm    = "1282568600";   var OB_Script   = true;   var OB_langJS   = "http://widgets.outbrain.com/lang_en.js";      document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='http://widgets.outbrain.com/OutbrainRater.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));  }  //OBEND:do_NOT_remove_this_comment  //--&gt;  &lt;/script&gt;&lt;script src="http://widgets.outbrain.com/OutbrainRater.js" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;div id="outbrain_manager_helper_div" style="display: none;"&gt;&lt;script id="undefined" src="http://widgets.outbrain.com/stripTemplate.js?v=6.4.1.0" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;iframe frameborder="0" id="odbPingIframeId" name="odbFrame" src="about:blank" style="display: none; height: 0px; width: 0px;"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;span id="outbrainCurrentPosition"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="outbrainGlobalClass"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="Outbrain_recommendationsWait_outer" id="recommendationsWait_outer_0" style="display: none;"&gt;&lt;div class="Outbrain_recommendationsWait_inner"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 0px none ! 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The Church of sleep in the afternoon  at the School Da WTVD  reported Friday that Clayton High School  freshman Ariana Iacono  suspended for using a pole in the  nose, which  is against school policy.But Iacono says it’s how you live  your faith  Iacono and his mother are members of a small group called the  Church of  Body Modification.&lt;br /&gt;WTVD  reported Friday that Clayton High School has suspended freshman  Ariana  Iacono to bring a beam in his nose, which is against school  policy, but  Iacono says it’s how you live your faith Iacono and his  mother are  members a  small group called the Church of Body  Modification Minister Richard  Ivey Church says its members believe that  changes in the body can cause  internal harmonyWe these rites are  essential to our spirituality. The  practice of body modification and  participation in the rituals of body  manipulation to strengthen the  link between mind, body and soul. In this way, we ensure that we live as  spiritually complete and healthy individuals.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://www.breakingnewsviews.com/09/church-of-body-modification.html"&gt;BreakingNewsViews &lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-4879613784204882738?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/4879613784204882738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/church-of-body-modification.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4879613784204882738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4879613784204882738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/church-of-body-modification.html' title='Church Of Body Modification'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJK6QqfmOgI/AAAAAAAAAi8/jPgk6k21GL0/s72-c/Church-Of-Body-Modification.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-4674541461062568980</id><published>2010-09-15T18:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-15T18:27:37.500-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='stempunk gas mask'/><title type='text'>Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="excerpt"&gt;By &lt;b&gt;&lt;span class="author"&gt;Simone Preuss&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="author"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Leatherwork studio Bob Basset and artist Tom  Banwell both focus on steampunk art works. By repurposing something as  practical as a gas mask, the form is turned into something fantastic.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img alt="sub banwell Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="size-full wp-image-11924  aligncenter" height="502" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sub_banwell.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="461" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://tombanwell.daportfolio.com/gallery/58989" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Tom Banwell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;At the intersection of futurism and romance, steampunk marries  Victorian steam power with science fiction technology. Think of the  works of Jules Verne and H.G. Wells, or, from a more modern perspective,  &lt;i&gt;BioShock&lt;/i&gt; and&lt;i&gt; The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;There’s not much that embodies the ideas of steampunk more than these  steampunk gas masks — creations of leather, resin, brass and copper  that, in an eerie and freakish way, show our fear of a dystopian future  disaster. Ukrainian workshop Bob Basset and American leatherwork artist  Tom Banwell are masters when it comes to repurposing unwanted materials  and recycling them into steampunk works of art!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;13. Sentinel &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="sub gryphon Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12057" height="502" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sub_gryphon.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="397" /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://tombanwell.daportfolio.com/gallery/72919" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Tom Banwell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Sentinel is a creation that combines a fire helmet, a gas mask and a  collar that seems to be modeled on a medieval design. In any case, this  reddish brown and gray creation is supremely stylish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;12. Pachydermos&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="sub pachydermos Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-12058" height="502" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sub_pachydermos.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="288" /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://tombanwell.daportfolio.com/gallery/109393" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Tom Banwell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;If an elephant were ever in need of a gas mask, it could wear this  amazing creation, called Pachydermos. Each detail has been painstakingly  put together from repurposed, recycled materials. The trunk, for  example, was once a commercial vacuum cleaner hose that Banwell covered  in lambskin wrapped with waxed thread.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;11. Victorian Stormtrooper &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="6 art leather Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11785" height="510" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/6_art_leather.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="483" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://bobbasset.com/archives/504" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Bob Basset&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This next piece, the only one in a lighter leather tone, seems to  provide evidence that stormtroopers existed even in the Victorian age.  Just imagine the British Empire guarded by a legion of spacemen, under  the not-so-evil emperor, Queen Victoria (always dressed in black, mind  you).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;10. The Steampunk Diver&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="5 mask Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter" height="510" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/5_mask.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="380" /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://bobbasset.com/archives/355" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Bob Basset&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Bob Basset is the name of a workshop in the Ukraine that makes  unique, high-quality steampunk art, mainly consisting of masks, but also  including sculptures and armor. The workshop team consists of Oleg and  Sergey Petrov and Andrei Patlin and Andrey Makaruk, who have 20 years of  experience in leatherwork. They use materials like stone, metal, resin  and glass, and their steampunk gas masks feature brass, copper and  leather as you will see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;9. The Steampunk Freak&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img alt="7 Victorian Gas Mask 1 Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11786" height="510" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/7_Victorian-Gas-Mask-1.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="474" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://bobbasset.com/archives/507" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Bob Basset&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The leather and brass elements that make up this amazing construction  have been brilliantly repurposed and adapted to their new function. The  mask’s lensed eyepieces and covered mouth are more than a little  reminiscent of the gasmasked &lt;i&gt;Hellboy&lt;/i&gt; villain Kroenen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;8. The Sidekick&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="2 Nuclear Disaster Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11787" height="509" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/2-Nuclear-Disaster.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image via &lt;a href="http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/07/28/steampunk-masks-helmets" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;walyou&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Since starting out with dragon bags and sculptures in 2008, the Bob  Basset workshop has become an underground success. The four artists have  since moved on to leather vests and creepy octopus masks (check them  out!) and to this series of stunning steampunk gas masks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;7. Steampunk Insect&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="4 metallic mask Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11788" height="516" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/4_metallic-mask.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="353" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image via &lt;a href="http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/04/01/steampunk-masks" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;walyou&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Combining black leather with shining metal details, this piece looks  positively medieval. Reminiscent of a gladiator’s helmet and of an  executioner’s cowl, there’s an awful lot going on here — and you can  just imagine this Victorian spaceman striding across a could-have-been  battlefield of a future that never came to pass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;6. Steampunk Diver Meets Nuclear Disaster&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="3 Steampunk Gas Mask Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11789" height="547" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/3_Steampunk-Gas-Mask.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="392" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image via &lt;a href="http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/04/28/scary-steampunk-gas-mask" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;walyou&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The next mask features lots of brass, copper and leather, so you’re  sure to create some attention wearing this cool piece. If you’re not  wading at the bottom of a lake, that is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;5. The Anteater&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="8 Deluxe Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11790" height="510" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/8_Deluxe.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="383" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://bobbasset.com/archives/515" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Bob Basset&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This deluxe version of a steampunk gas mask looks positively  stormtrooperish. The tiny brown buttons look like microphones that  connect the wearer with the outside world. Or maybe they directly  transmit the wearer’s thoughts. We wouldn’t be surprised.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;4. The Friendly Bear&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="11 banwell black leather Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter" height="512" src="http://1800recycling.com/2010/09/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/11_banwell_black_leather.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="496" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://tombanwell.daportfolio.com/gallery/58989" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Tom Banwell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Tom Banwell is another artist who focuses  on steampunk art — gas masks, fire masks, underwater equipment and  helmets in particular. Amazingly, Banwell is self-taught and received no  formal art training. Before turning to steampunk art, he tried out a  variety of media, including batik, woodcarving, mixed media art dolls  and leatherwork. The Penn Valley-based artist explains his preference  for steampunk: “Creating art in a steampunk genre suits me exceedingly  well because it combines several of my interests — history, costuming,  mechanics and fantasy — and I can bring these together and get wildly  creative in my leatherwork.”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;3. Victorian Gas Mask Chic&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="9 brown Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11791" height="510" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/9_brown.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="405" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://bobbasset.com/archives/469" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Bob Basset&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Banwell scours his neighborhood, from  junkyards to yard sales, for just the perfect piece that will fit his  creations — “yardsailing,” he calls it. Then, each recycled piece is  adapted to the design and often given an antique look to achieve the  desired effect. The design in black above, for example, almost seems to  be winking at the viewer with its two brass eyes.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;2. The Cyclops&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="10 cyclop Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11814" height="510" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/10_cyclop.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="383" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://bobbasset.com/archives/465" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;Bob Basset&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Ah, finally a gas mask for a cyclops — or  possibly a triclops! Not only can the middle eye finally see, but it is  also concealed as a fashion accessory among the two regular eye slits.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;After designing, making and selling Western  leather men’s hats throughout the U.S. for many years, Banwell now  focuses on custom designing and creating resin pieces. For his own  creative leatherwork, Banwell uses this experience and incorporates  resin components into his artwork. He says about his preference for  headgear and masks: “Today I find my greatest creative expression in  fantasy masks and helmets. I love experimenting and seeing how leather  will behave when cut and soaked and twisted. I love the shapes and the  colors, and how my masks and helmets can instantly transform the wearer  into a whole other character.”&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;1. Fire Master Helmet with Gas Mask &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="sub fire master Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-11925" height="502" src="http://1800recycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sub_fire_master.jpg" title="Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks" width="417" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Image: &lt;a href="http://tombanwell.daportfolio.com/gallery/58989" rel="nofollow"&gt;Tom Banwell &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Banwell’s most amazing design comes complete with a fire master’s  helmet, reflecting the artist’s love for details and authentic design.  This trooper is apparently assigned to the “Gryphon Interplanetary  Aeroship Expedition,” where firemen will presumably be much needed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;We really don’t know which one of the 13  amazing steampunk gas masks featured here is the best, but the fact is  that all of them are incredibly creative and crafted with love and  incredible attention to detail. As for the practical purpose of these  bizarre, custom-made oddities, many get used on the sets of movies and  shows, such as &lt;i&gt;So You Think You Can Dance&lt;/i&gt;. The next time you  watch TV or the movies and find a creation that looks oddly familiar,  you might be looking at the designs of Tom Banwell or Bob Basset.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sources: &lt;a href="http://tombanwell.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://bobbasset.com/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://steampunkrings.blogspot.com/2009/04/steampunk-survival-to-apocalyptic.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;3&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.walyou.com/blog/2010/07/28/steampunk-masks-helmets" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-4674541461062568980?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/4674541461062568980/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/thirteen-recycled-steampunk-gas-masks.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4674541461062568980'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4674541461062568980'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/thirteen-recycled-steampunk-gas-masks.html' title='Thirteen Recycled Steampunk Gas Masks'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-6391376118765446055</id><published>2010-09-15T18:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-15T18:18:57.482-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='trey songz'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='passion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pain and pleasure'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='linkin park'/><title type='text'>Linkin Park, Trey Songz Set For Big Bows on Billboard 200</title><content type='html'>By &lt;b&gt;Keith Caulfield&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJFwPKK0dQI/AAAAAAAAAi0/SXWQe--h77Y/s1600/trey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJFwPKK0dQI/AAAAAAAAAi0/SXWQe--h77Y/s320/trey.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next week on the Billboard 200 albums chart, not only will the very top of the chart welcome handsome debuts from both Link Park's "A Thousand Suns" and Trey Songz's "Passion, Pain &amp;amp; Pleasure," but there may also be up to six new entries in the top 10.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Industry prognosticators suggest that Linkin Park's fourth studio set, "A Thousand Suns," could sell as much as 250,000 to 260,000 by week's end on Sept. 19. However, Songz is nipping at Linkin's heels as his "Passion" album could be looking to move between 230,000 and 250,000.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Linkin Park triumphs and opens at No. 1, it will be the band's fourth leader on the tally. The band previously reached the top with 2003's "Meteora," its 2004 "Collision Course" mash-ups set with Jay-Z and its last studio effort, 2007's "Minutes to Midnight." The latter blasted onto the chart with 623,000 in its first week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for Songz, his last album, "Ready" in 2009, debuted and peaked at No. 3 with his best sales week (131,000). The album, which is his highest charting set, has so far shifted 807,000 in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan. That sum is more than the combined sales of his two earlier albums -- 2005's "I Gotta Make It" (396,000) and 2007's "Trey Day" (346,000).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Songz's current single, "Bottoms Up" (featuring Nicki Minaj), climbs from No. 20 to No. 17 on the Billboard Hot 100. Meanwhile, Linkin Park's "The Catalyst" -- the first single from "Thousand Suns" -- peaked at No. 35 last month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other albums in the hunt for a top 10 debut next week include Jamey Johnson's "Guitar Song," Weezer's "Hurley," Brandon Flowers' "Flamingo" and Robert Plant's "Band of Joy."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: &lt;a href="http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/content_display/industry/e3ic5827d475c9bb4362cacc2bfcd616755"&gt;billboard.biz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-6391376118765446055?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/6391376118765446055/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/linkin-park-trey-songz-set-for-big-bows.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6391376118765446055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6391376118765446055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/linkin-park-trey-songz-set-for-big-bows.html' title='Linkin Park, Trey Songz Set For Big Bows on Billboard 200'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TJFwPKK0dQI/AAAAAAAAAi0/SXWQe--h77Y/s72-c/trey.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-960393093826691495</id><published>2010-09-14T20:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T20:55:15.233-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Of Course Steve Jobs Was Detained For Carrying Ninja Stars</title><content type='html'>&lt;img alt="" height="291" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/jobsninja1.png" width="400" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just when you thought Apple CEO &lt;a href="http://www.crunchbase.com/person/steve-jobs"&gt;Steve Jobs&lt;img class="snap_preview_icon" id="snap_com_shot_link_icon" src="http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/t.gif" style="background-color: transparent; background-image: url(&amp;quot;http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/theme/silver/palette.gif&amp;quot;); background-position: -1128px 0pt; background-repeat: no-repeat; border: 0pt none; display: inline; float: none; font-family: &amp;quot;trebuchet ms&amp;quot;,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; height: 12px; left: auto; line-height: normal; margin: 0pt ! important; max-height: 2000px; max-width: 2000px; min-height: 0px; min-width: 0px; padding: 1px 0pt 0pt; position: static; text-decoration: none; top: auto; vertical-align: top; visibility: visible; width: 14px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; couldn’t get more badass? According to &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://spa.fusosha.co.jp/weekly/weekly00011837.php"&gt;SPA!,&lt;img class="snap_preview_icon" id="snap_com_shot_link_icon" src="http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/t.gif" style="background-color: transparent; background-image: url(&amp;quot;http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/theme/silver/palette.gif&amp;quot;); background-position: -1128px 0pt; background-repeat: no-repeat; border: 0pt none; display: inline; float: none; font-family: &amp;quot;trebuchet ms&amp;quot;,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; height: 12px; left: auto; line-height: normal; margin: 0pt ! important; max-height: 2000px; max-width: 2000px; min-height: 0px; min-width: 0px; padding: 1px 0pt 0pt; position: static; text-decoration: none; top: auto; vertical-align: top; visibility: visible; width: 14px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-09-14/steve-jobs-stopped-at-japan-airport-over-ninja-stars-spa-says.html?cmpid=yhoo"&gt;Bloomberg&lt;img class="snap_preview_icon" id="snap_com_shot_link_icon" src="http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/t.gif" style="background-color: transparent; background-image: url(&amp;quot;http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/theme/silver/palette.gif&amp;quot;); background-position: -1128px 0pt; background-repeat: no-repeat; border: 0pt none; display: inline; float: none; font-family: &amp;quot;trebuchet ms&amp;quot;,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; height: 12px; left: auto; line-height: normal; margin: 0pt ! important; max-height: 2000px; max-width: 2000px; min-height: 0px; min-width: 0px; padding: 1px 0pt 0pt; position: static; text-decoration: none; top: auto; vertical-align: top; visibility: visible; width: 14px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  and about 10,000 nerds on Twitter, Jobs was stopped at the Kansai  International Airport near Osaka in July for carrying, yes, ninja stars.&lt;br /&gt;It just makes so much sense! I mean let’s say you’re Steve Jobs, you  have your own private plane, you’re in Japan and you’re also a ninja …&lt;br /&gt;According to &lt;i&gt;SPA!,&lt;/i&gt; Jobs’ logic in bringing the &lt;i&gt;shuriken&lt;/i&gt; (ninja stars) onboard his private plane was that it would be really silly to hijack his own plane. Fair enough.&lt;br /&gt;Because of the weaponry fail, Jobs made it clear to airport officials that he wouldn’t be revisiting Japan any time soon, says &lt;i&gt;SPA!&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;And while Apple declined to comment, Bloomberg, taking the hard  hitting lead on this one, actually verified that the incident did happen  to somebody (a &lt;a href="http://socialmedianinja.net/"&gt;social media ninja&lt;img class="snap_preview_icon" id="snap_com_shot_link_icon" src="http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/t.gif" style="background-color: transparent; background-image: url(&amp;quot;http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/theme/silver/palette.gif&amp;quot;); background-position: -1128px 0pt; background-repeat: no-repeat; border: 0pt none; display: inline; float: none; font-family: &amp;quot;trebuchet ms&amp;quot;,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; height: 12px; left: auto; line-height: normal; margin: 0pt ! important; max-height: 2000px; max-width: 2000px; min-height: 0px; min-width: 0px; padding: 1px 0pt 0pt; position: static; text-decoration: none; top: auto; vertical-align: top; visibility: visible; width: 14px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; perhaps?), at the Kansai International Airport and that the aspiring warrior/passenger was forced to throw away the stars.&lt;br /&gt;What’s Jobs going to do to top this? Tame a lion? At least he wasn’t caught carrying a&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/index.php/2010/07/19/steve-jobs-lightsaber-battle-in-antennagate/"&gt;lightsaber.&lt;img class="snap_preview_icon" id="snap_com_shot_link_icon" src="http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/t.gif" style="background-color: transparent; background-image: url(&amp;quot;http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/theme/silver/palette.gif&amp;quot;); background-position: -1128px 0pt; background-repeat: no-repeat; border: 0pt none; display: inline; float: none; font-family: &amp;quot;trebuchet ms&amp;quot;,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; height: 12px; left: auto; line-height: normal; margin: 0pt ! important; max-height: 2000px; max-width: 2000px; min-height: 0px; min-width: 0px; padding: 1px 0pt 0pt; position: static; text-decoration: none; top: auto; vertical-align: top; visibility: visible; width: 14px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Update:&lt;/b&gt; Double of course! Apple calls the story &lt;a href="http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20100914/qotd-the-ninja-throwing-stars-they%E2%80%99re-for-my-friend-larry-ellison/?mod=tweet"&gt;“pure fiction.”&lt;img class="snap_preview_icon" id="snap_com_shot_link_icon" src="http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/t.gif" style="background-color: transparent; background-image: url(&amp;quot;http://i.ixnp.com/images/v6.44/theme/silver/palette.gif&amp;quot;); background-position: -1128px 0pt; background-repeat: no-repeat; border: 0pt none; display: inline; float: none; font-family: &amp;quot;trebuchet ms&amp;quot;,arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; height: 12px; left: auto; line-height: normal; margin: 0pt ! important; max-height: 2000px; max-width: 2000px; min-height: 0px; min-width: 0px; padding: 1px 0pt 0pt; position: static; text-decoration: none; top: auto; vertical-align: top; visibility: visible; width: 14px;" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Steve did visit Japan this summer for a vacation in  Kyoto, but the incidents described at the airport are pure fiction.  Steve had a great time and hopes to visit Japan again soon.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh well, feel free to include more “Jobs as a ninja” Photoshops in the comments.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: http://techcrunch.com/2010/09/14/steve-jobs-ninja/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-960393093826691495?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/960393093826691495/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/of-course-steve-jobs-was-detained-for.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/960393093826691495'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/960393093826691495'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/of-course-steve-jobs-was-detained-for.html' title='Of Course Steve Jobs Was Detained For Carrying Ninja Stars'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-3433737947542751317</id><published>2010-09-14T20:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-14T20:27:39.190-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chase website down'/><title type='text'>Chase Website Down</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="story_item_parent"&gt;by &lt;b&gt;warwara Financial News&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="story_item_parent"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;Chase  website has been down all day today. The outage started last night when  the site’ main page showed the “temporarily unavailable” message. And  now the online banking is still not working. The Chase officials are not  elaborating on the cause of this prolonged system breakdown. So, it’s  up to us to guess what might have gone wrong with the 2nd U.S. largest  bank. Russian hackers? Well, we don’t know.&lt;br /&gt;The website down is  causing a lot of distress in customers that have relied on this service  for their money transactions. Online banking accounts are inaccessible  and with a total of 16.5 million users have been affected on different  levels. Let’s hope that this outage won’t mess up our accounts  completely.&lt;br /&gt;No official reason for the downtime has been stated,  however other parts of their site are working fine, which pretty much  means that there is either a problem with internet banking side of their  website or perhaps they are updating the system.&lt;br /&gt;Upon further  inspection it seems as if Chase are experiencing a “technical problem”  (according to WashingtonPost), however they have not released full  information regarding the outage, which would be extremely useful for  their users. Are you disappointed with the lack of information that  there has been from Chase? Consider opening a second checking account  with a different bank. Never keep all eggs in one basket.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Source: &lt;/b&gt;http://johnstonsunrise.net/pages/full_story/push?blog-entry-Chase%20Website%20Down%20&amp;amp;id=9522242&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="story_item_parent"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-3433737947542751317?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/3433737947542751317/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/chase-website-down.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/3433737947542751317'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/3433737947542751317'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/chase-website-down.html' title='Chase Website Down'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-637637471489631801</id><published>2010-09-13T19:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-13T19:19:53.811-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Facebook CEO Admits To Calling Users 'Dumb Fucks'</title><content type='html'>&lt;!-- google_ad_section_start --&gt;   &lt;img alt="Facebook CEO Admits To Calling Users 'Dumb Fucks'" class="left image158 image_0" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/09/thumb160x_zucksm.jpg" style="display: none;" width="158" /&gt;&lt;img alt="Facebook CEO Admits To Calling Users 'Dumb Fucks'" class="left image340 image_1" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/09/340x_zuckbg.jpg" width="340" /&gt;&lt;a class="autolink" href="http://gawker.com/tag/markzuckerberg/" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #markzuckerberg"&gt;Mark Zuckerberg&lt;/a&gt; admits in a &lt;em&gt;&lt;a class="autolink" href="http://gawker.com/tag/newyorker/" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #newyorker"&gt;New Yorker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;  profile that he mocked early Facebook users for trusting him with their  personal information. A youthful indiscretion, the Facebook founder  says he's much more mature now, at the ripe age of 26.&lt;br /&gt;"They trust me — dumb fucks," says Zuckerberg in one of the instant messages, &lt;a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/well-these-new-zuckerberg-ims-wont-help-facebooks-privacy-problems-2010-5"&gt;first published&lt;/a&gt; by former Valleywag Nicholas Carlson at Silicon Alley Insider, and now confirmed by Zuckerberg himself in &lt;a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/09/20/100920fa_fact_vargas?currentPage=all"&gt;Jose Antonio Vargas's &lt;em&gt;New Yorker&lt;/em&gt; piece&lt;/a&gt;. Zuckerberg now tells Vargas, "I think I've grown and learned a lot" since those instant messages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And yet the old quote resounds precisely because Facebook continues  to stir up privacy controversies at regular intervals. Zuckerberg  justifies his privacy rollbacks by saying &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5444885/facebooks-mark-zuckerberg-on-your-erased-privacy-these-are-the-social-norms-now"&gt;the social norms have changed&lt;/a&gt; in favor of transparency, but, as tech executive &lt;a href="http://dashes.com/anil/2010/09/the-facebook-reckoning-1.html"&gt;Anil Dash tells the &lt;em&gt;New Yorker&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;,  that sort of change is much more appealing for a privileged, Ivy  Leaguer golden boy of Silicon Valley like Zuckerberg than for his half a  billion users, many of whom work for less tolerant bosses and socialize  in more judgmental circles.&lt;br /&gt;The dichotomy between Zuckerberg's philosophy and the lives of his  users makes revelations about the Facebook CEO's own private life all  the more interesting. It seems natural to figure that this forceful  advocate for transparency is ready to &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5597100/mark-zuckerbergs-age-of-privacy-is-over"&gt;test his own informational boundaries&lt;/a&gt; a bit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Zuckerberg does open up a little to the &lt;em&gt;New Yorker&lt;/em&gt;, admitting that he's red-green colorblind, and explaining the &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5597293/gallery/14"&gt;Mandarin lessons he's been taking&lt;/a&gt;:  They're for a scheduled vacation with girlfriend to Priscilla Chan to  China. And Chan, it turns out, is finally moving in with Zuck.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then there's Zuckerberg's defacto unfriending of Aaron Sorkin, the  screenwriter behind Zuckerberg's least favorite Facebook movie &lt;em&gt;&lt;a class="autolink" href="http://gawker.com/tag/thesocialnetwork/" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thesocialnetwork"&gt;The Social Network&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;. The CEO had listed Sorkin's TV show &lt;em&gt;The West Wing&lt;/em&gt; as a "favorite" on his Facebook profile, only to remove it under questioning from Vargas. Now Zuckerberg's &lt;a href="http://blogs.forbes.com/kashmirhill/2010/09/13/a-lesson-in-facebook-privacy-settings-from-ceo-mark-zuckerberg/"&gt;re-favorited the &lt;em&gt;West Wing&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. Curious. Apparently living under the new social norms can lead to old school regret. Even if you're Mark Zuckerberg.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;[Photo of Zuckerberg at an August 10, 2010 press conference at Facebook via Getty Images]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- google_ad_section_end --&gt;     &lt;div class="contactinfo"&gt;    Send an email to Ryan Tate, the author of this post, at &lt;a href="mailto:ryan@gawker.com?subject=http://gawker.com/5636765/facebook-ceo-admits-to-calling-users-dumb-fucks"&gt;ryan@gawker.com&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="contactinfo"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="contactinfo"&gt;Source: http://gawker.com/5636765/facebook-ceo-admits-to-calling-users-dumb-fucks &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-637637471489631801?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/637637471489631801/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/facebook-ceo-admits-to-calling-users.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/637637471489631801'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/637637471489631801'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/facebook-ceo-admits-to-calling-users.html' title='Facebook CEO Admits To Calling Users &apos;Dumb Fucks&apos;'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-3007899476423265300</id><published>2010-09-13T19:07:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-13T19:07:32.474-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Watch Monday Night Football Online! 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A mechanic might unwind by knitting, a ballet  dancer might take up boxing. But what do you do to unwind after, say, a  long day at the genocide factory? Just ask these guys:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;6.Hitler Loved Disney and Sketched Characters&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="133" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/7/8/30578.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Everybody knows Hitler was an artist, and while paintings of his have supposedly popped up before, &lt;a href="http://movies.nytimes.com/2010/03/03/movies/03harlan.html" target="c"&gt;recent sketches discovered in 2008&lt;/a&gt;  shed a little more light on the twisted mind behind the madman: He was a  Mouseketeer. Well, in spirit anyway. The sketches were of two of the  seven dwarfs, Bashful and Doc, along with an unsigned sketch of  Pinocchio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/4/9/30649.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Everyone needs a hobby.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Hitler wasn't just a casual fan either. He not only owned a copy of &lt;i&gt;Snow White&lt;/i&gt;,  he thought it was one of the greatest movies ever created. His love for  all things Disney was so well known that Joseph Goebbels, history's  second greatest monster, &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1579629/Did-Adolf-Hitler-draw-Disney-characters.html" target="c"&gt;gave Hitler Mickey Mouse paraphernalia&lt;/a&gt;.  Goebbels later wrote in his diary that Hitler was "very pleased." This  was presumably followed by "he clapped his hands in glee, and  immediately ran to his room to change into the mouse ears and Donald  Duck footy pajamas."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/4/8/30648.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;5.Osama Bin Laden Ruled the Volleyball Court&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="133" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/8/0/30580.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Osama Bin Laden hates America. He hates everything about it: The  sacrilegious freedoms we enjoy, our arrogant politics, the way America  snorts when it laughs. You know this already; you've probably seen his  Vlogs. He just hates America so fucking much, he loathes &lt;i&gt;every fiber of its black, accursed soul&lt;/i&gt;... well, &lt;a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=fF2BGedscMsC&amp;amp;pg=PA230&amp;amp;lpg=PA230&amp;amp;dq=osama+bin+laden+volleyball+professional&amp;amp;source=bl&amp;amp;ots=hPeP5btfaR&amp;amp;sig=G5t94bmk4AFLzZx6FLPmdmP0QXo&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;ei=7s7hS9vwEJTONc_r9aED&amp;amp;sa=X&amp;amp;oi=book_result&amp;amp;ct=result&amp;amp;resnum=4&amp;amp;ved=0CA4Q6AEwAw#v=onepage&amp;amp;q=osama%20bin%20laden%20volleyball%20professional&amp;amp;f=false" target="c"&gt;except for volleyball&lt;/a&gt;. That shit's awesome.&lt;br /&gt;We're not making this up; stories of Bin Laden's volleyball prowess  come from insiders like his former bodyguard, Nasser al-Bahri.&lt;br /&gt;So why is America's number one enemy also the number one fan of the homoerotic near-orgy from &lt;i&gt;Top Gun&lt;/i&gt;?  Maybe his love for volleyball is the one exception that proves the  rule, or maybe it's actually the cause for his hatred; a bitter jealousy  at all of our immaculate beaches and regulation nets coming from a dude  stuck in a low-ceilinged cave using old clotheslines. Or perhaps, just  perhaps, the 6'4 Arab guy in a country where rural villagers think fun  is forbidden by God is predisposed to dominate the crap out of that  sport.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/4/5/30645.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;You might say he's "built for the game."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Oh, and throw in the fact that Mohammed Atef, the former chief of  Al-Qaeda, also used to be a star volleyball player, but wasn't allowed  to play on the same team as Osama because &lt;a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/afghanistan/article7100865.ece#cid=OTC-RSS&amp;amp;attr=797093" target="c"&gt;they were &lt;i&gt;just that good&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;,  and we think the United States' next move is clear: Stage a fake  volleyball competition, and arrest the unnaturally skilled giant with  the fake beard (over his regular beard).&lt;br /&gt;Hey, it worked for Robin Hood.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;4.Saddam Hussein Wrote Sappy Romance Novels.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="133" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/8/1/30581.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In late 2001, CIA officials found a novel at an Arabic book store in London titled &lt;i&gt;Zabibah and the King&lt;/i&gt;. Penned under the clever pseudonym "S. Hussein," (seriously, how did we ever catch that guy?!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/3/9/30639.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Ladies, are your loins quivering yet? If not, you are in direct violation of Iraqi law.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zabibah_and_the_King" target="c"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Zabibah and the King&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt; is an allegorical novel based on the history of Iraq... in the same way that &lt;i&gt;Transformers&lt;/i&gt;  is an allegorical TV show about the industrial revolution. Liberties  are taken, is what we're saying here. The book is set in ancient Iraq,  where the fair and just King (Saddam) falls in love with the beautiful  and innocent Zabibah (Iraq). After several long, thinly veiled  discussions on God, love, poetry, matted back hair and dank  spider-holes, the King and Zabibah eventually fall deep in love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/4/0/30640.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Ladies love a man with his own gilded throne.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;But on a walk from the King's Palace to her home, Zabibah is attacked  and raped by her cruel husband. Here's a line from the actual passage:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2001/05/25/world/25IRAQ.html?ex=1162789200&amp;amp;en=7769bdd7845dad1c&amp;amp;ei=5070" target="c"&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Rape  is the most serious of crimes, whether it is a man raping a woman or  invading armies raping the homeland or the usurpation of rights."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, the girl is Iraq, the fair-haired (?) King is Saddam himself,  and the cruel husband is the United States of America. And if you  actually needed that explanation to get the subtext, you owe your  elementary school English teacher a sternly worded note, though you'll  probably need some help writing it. Then again, perhaps we're being  unfair here: We shouldn't exactly be expecting subtlety from the guy  commissioning 30-foot gold statues of himself for every town square in  the country.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/4/2/30642.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;...Is that a disco ball on his head?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;3.Al Capone Wrote Sappy Love Songs&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="133" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/7/9/30579.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Say what you will about Al Capone, but he was inarguably a hardass.  He was the world's most famous criminal in an era that, according to  what little we gleaned from Kevin Costner movies, was basically nothing  but non-stop drive-by Tommy gun shootings. He's still the default mental  image you have when somebody says "gangster": generically Italian  looking guy, big pin-stripe suit, fedora--that's him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/7/30657.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Somehow this picture is more terrifying than any shot in &lt;i&gt;Scarface&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;He was the very essence of badass bad guy... well, except for the sappy love songs.&lt;br /&gt;AND THE BANJO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ACr_xVfIp2I?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ACr_xVfIp2I?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;His one documented song (though it's said he wrote many more) was titled &lt;a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/04/17/2009-04-17_tender_capone_jail_ode_on_cd.html" target="c"&gt;"Madonna Mia,"&lt;/a&gt;  and it was essentially a heart-wrenching ode to his beloved wife. It  doesn't seem to fit into the dangerous mob boss image, but Al does  manage to save a little face when you realize where he wrote most of his  stuff: Alcatraz prison. And that's balls. In a place where you're  sodomized and stabbed and then sodomized again just to "fuck the knife  out of you," Capone sat in his cell and played dainty love ballads. On a  banjo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/4/7/30647.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;In a cell that was much nicer than the average dorm room.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;2.Joseph Stalin Drew Naked Men&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="133" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/7/7/30577.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;When he wasn't busy sending people to the Gulag, Joseph Stalin  relaxed by settling himself in with a cool drink and a roaring fire...  to draw himself some good old fashioned pornography. And if that isn't  odd enough, he'd also write scathing remarks about people underneath the  pictures, just because he thought it was funny. And hell, he's right:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/8/30658.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;"Hey, comrade fatso! A ridiculous mustache doesn't justify 'eating for two.'"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;The signatures on the drawings have been &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/slideshow/ALeqM5iP77Tu3W9UHACDODDDkHFy1tNdew?index=0" target="c"&gt;officially authenticated as Stalin's&lt;/a&gt;,  but after analyzing the pictures, Russian psychologists have gone on  record as stating that they "didn't find any expressions of  homosexuality." Though they begrudgingly admitted immediately afterward  that &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5iP77Tu3W9UHACDODDDkHFy1tNdew" target="c"&gt;"this material of course does prompt you have this thought."&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/2/30652.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Just a little bit.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;So don't worry, proud, patriotic Russians, the "Great Leader" wasn't a  fancyboy or anything... he just really, really comes off like one at  first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/1/30651.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;"A little mass-murder, a little nude sketching, a little mass murder, a little nude sketching..."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;1.Kim Jong Il and Basketball&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="133" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/7/6/30576.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Considering &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17165_6-reasons-north-korea-funniest-evil-dictatorship-ever.html" target="a"&gt;we once wrote an entire article about the wacky things Kim Jong Il does&lt;/a&gt;,  you could probably guess who was going to be at this spot. And we  didn't even mention the (true) fact that among his movie collection you  find lots of both James Bond and Daffy Duck, or the fact that he imports  over $700,000 of Congac a year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/3/30653.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;No other world leader could rock those shades.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;But it's his love for basketball that puts him on this list. Kim Jong  Il's favorite player is, of course, Michael Jordan, and that makes  sense. They've basically been in a media blackout since the mid-90s,  they're probably just now getting &lt;i&gt;Space Jam&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/4/30654.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Because North Korea doesn't have enough problems.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;He's such a fan of Jordan's, in fact, that he owns a VHS recording of  every single game he played with the Bulls. He's even invited Michael  to North Korea for a meeting and a friendly game or two but. Perhaps not  approving of North Korea's controversial "Kidnap Everybody Kim Jong Il  Thinks is Amusing" policy, Jordan declined. When Secretary of State  Madeleine Albright visited North Korea in 2000, she gave him a  basketball signed by Mr. Jordan. A nice gesture, to be sure. For anybody  else, that gets put right on the mantle. For Kim Jong Il, that ball  gets displayed in the Museum of International Understanding, which he  built.&lt;br /&gt;For the ball.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/5/30655.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Albright picked well, is what we're trying to say.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Kim is so obsessed with basketball that he wants to turn North Korea  into a national basketball powerhouse, and is constantly bringing in  coaches to give seminars on the fundamentals of basketball, and he's had  regulation basketball courts built at every one of his palaces.&lt;br /&gt;But that's all pretty tame, it's just missing that trademark Kim Jong  twist... and here it is: It's not the basketball you're thinking of;  Kim "invented" the game we're talking about. The main difference between  the basketball you know and Kim's version is &lt;a href="http://legacy.signonsandiego.com/news/world/20061029-9999-1n29kim.html" target="c"&gt;the scoring system&lt;/a&gt;:  Three points for a dunk, four points for a three pointer that touches  nothing but the net, negative one point for missing a free throw, and  eight points for a shot in the last three seconds.&lt;br /&gt;And those are just the officially documented ones. Off the record, we  heard you have to play the rest of the game upside down for traveling,  goaltending gets you a week of reduced rations and for the love of  Christ, do not foul in the fourth quarter: Your family gets eaten by  wolves.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/5/6/30656.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;In all North Korean sporting, the Great Leader is the only one who wins.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_18748_6-brutal-leaders-their-ridiculous-secret-hobbies.html&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-3068297153360515224?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/3068297153360515224/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/6-brutal-leaders-and-their-ridiculous.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/3068297153360515224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/3068297153360515224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/6-brutal-leaders-and-their-ridiculous.html' title='6 Brutal Leaders And Their Ridiculous Secret Hobbies'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-7539563673700505547</id><published>2010-09-12T18:34:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-12T18:34:46.632-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Michael Vick Miracle Comeback Quelled by Packers' Clay Matthews</title><content type='html'>&lt;u&gt;&lt;b&gt;Michael David Smith&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; NFL Writer&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img align="right" alt="Michael Vick" border="1" hspace="4" src="http://www.blogcdn.com/nfl.fanhouse.com/media/2010/09/michael-vick-clay-matthews.jpg" vspace="4" /&gt;The &lt;a class="injectedLink" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/team/green-bay/packers"&gt;Packers&lt;/a&gt; had no answer for &lt;a class="injectedLink" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/team/philadelphia/eagles"&gt;Eagles&lt;/a&gt; quarterback &lt;a class="injectedLink" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/players/michael-vick/5448"&gt;Michael Vick&lt;/a&gt;  throughout the second half of Sunday's game in Philadelphia, as Vick  ran wild and looked as mobile as ever in slashing through the Green Bay  defense.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But then on the &lt;a class="injectedLink" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/team/philadelphia/eagles"&gt;Eagles&lt;/a&gt;' final drive, just when Vick appeared poised to complete a spectacular comeback, &lt;a class="injectedLink" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/team/green-bay/packers"&gt;Packers&lt;/a&gt; linebacker &lt;a class="injectedLink" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/players/clay-matthews/9290"&gt;Clay Matthews&lt;/a&gt;  stepped up and stopped Vick. On a second-and-10, Matthews sacked Vick  for a three-yard loss. Two plays later, with the Eagles going for it on  fourth-and-1, Matthews stuffed Vick for no gain.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ball game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make no mistake, Vick was sensational. He was pressed into duty when Eagles quarterback &lt;a class="injectedLink" href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/players/kevin-kolb/8290"&gt;Kevin Kolb&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/09/12/kevin-kolb-leaves-game-with-concussion/"&gt;suffered a concussion&lt;/a&gt;,  and he looked like the Vick of old at his very best, carrying 11 times  for 103 yards. He nearly led the Eagles from a 27-10 fourth-quarter  deficit to a come-from-behind victory, and he created what will surely  be a quarterback controversy in Philadelphia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Matthews was even better. Matthews flew all over the field all day  and was the one Packers player who managed to hold Vick in check.  Matthews should have won the Defensive Rookie of the Year Award last  year, and if Week One is any guide, he's even better in his second  season.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vick may have exposed some holes in the Packers' defense, and the way  they nearly gave away a game they seemed to have in the bag will give  coach Mike McCarthy plenty to critique during practice this week. But  the Packers beat Vick and the Eagles when they had to because Matthews  made plays when he had to.&amp;nbsp;         &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2010/09/12/packers-couldnt-stop-michael-vick-until-they-had-to/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-7539563673700505547?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/7539563673700505547/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/michael-vick-miracle-comeback-quelled.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/7539563673700505547'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/7539563673700505547'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/michael-vick-miracle-comeback-quelled.html' title='Michael Vick Miracle Comeback Quelled by Packers&apos; Clay Matthews'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-4773326498294506246</id><published>2010-09-11T18:28:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-11T18:28:14.904-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Michigan's Denard Robinson dazzles in win over Notre Dame  Read more: Mitch Albom: Michigan's Denard Robinson dazzles in win over Notre Dame</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIwsnD6QFbI/AAAAAAAAAis/B5xCYtbSQck/s1600/michigan.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIwsnD6QFbI/AAAAAAAAAis/B5xCYtbSQck/s320/michigan.jpeg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;SOUTH  BEND, Ind. — One day soon, this is going to bite them. One day soon,  some team will figure this kid out and hang a stinging loss on a very  incomplete Wolverines team. One day soon. But in the meantime …&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;In  the meantime, give this kid the game ball. Give him ALL the game balls.  Denard Robinson redefined the term “offensive weapon” on Saturday  against &lt;a class="iAs" classname="iAs" href="http://www.freep.com/article/20100911/COL01/100911034/Michigan-s-Denard-Robinson-dazzles-in-win-over-Notre-Dame#" itxtdid="7129570" style="background-color: transparent ! important; background-image: none; border-bottom: 1px solid black ! important; color: black ! important; font-size: 100% ! important; font-weight: normal ! important; padding-bottom: 0px ! important; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; text-decoration: none ! important;" target="_blank"&gt;Notre &lt;nobr id="itxt_nobr_2_0" style="color: black; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 100%; font-weight: normal;"&gt;Dame&lt;img name="itxt-icon-0" src="http://images.intellitxt.com/ast/adTypes/mag-glass_10x10.gif" style="border: 0pt none; display: inline ! important; float: none; height: 10px; left: 1px; margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt; position: relative; top: 1px; width: 10px;" /&gt;&lt;/nobr&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  The second-year player not only broke his record for one-man offense at  Michigan (set a whole week ago), he not only had one blistering TD run  of 87 yards, he not only had had 258 yards on the ground and 244 yards  passing, he not only pooch kicked the ball and even picked up his own  fumble once and got rid of it for positive yardage, but he did something  in his second start at quarterback that countless college players  before him have been unable to do. &lt;br /&gt;He led a comeback against the Irish in Notre Dame Stadium. &lt;br /&gt;And he did it in the final seconds.&lt;br /&gt;“He  is a superstar!” declared the NBC announcers when this game was over  and Michigan had survived, 28-24, to improve to 2-0 on the season. &lt;br /&gt;I’m not much for hyperbole. But I think I can say that in Saturday’s case, “superstar” was actually a modest assessment. &lt;br /&gt;“One Man Army” comes to mind.&lt;span class="aa"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3&gt;No words can explain&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;span class="pp"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;“I’m speechless right now,” Robinson said after the game. “I really don’t know what to say right now.”&lt;br /&gt;Allow me. Gosh. Jeez. Holy %ˆˆ%#$#$#.&lt;br /&gt;When someone asked Robinson if he knew his numbers, he said “No, I do not … I’m a team player.”&lt;br /&gt;Well,  this may be his greatest team feat of all: He splashed the best sauce  you’ve ever tasted on some very average spaghetti. The Wolverines scored  24 points, all of which were directly related to Robinson’s efforts.  But they did this despite too many dumb penalties — late hits and  holding calls. They missed way too many tackles. They gave up way too  many big plays. They didn’t convert third downs (3-of-16). They missed  both their field goal attempts.&lt;br /&gt;Let’s face it. A laundry list  of sins like that had is enough to lose you most games. And Michigan  came within a few yards of losing this one. The fact is, at the end of  the first half, Notre Dame was on the 3-yard line and didn’t score, and  at the end of the game, Notre Dame was on U-M’s 27-yard line and threw  the ball out of the end zone. Either of those plays convert, and we’re  likely painting a different picture here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I’m proud of our young guys,” Rich Rodriguez said. “They hung in there…”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for his quarterback?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Needles to say our quarterback is pretty special.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah. And ice cream is fattening.&lt;br /&gt;Such crazy numbers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pretty special? What Robinson has done in two weeks is what many decent players do in a season. Let me add up his total yardage the first two weeks. This plus this equals … a gazillion!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That’s close enough. Nobody hangs the rushing AND passing numbers that Robinsons has hung. Pure running backs don’t gain that much. Pure quarterbacks don’t throw that effectively. Remember, on Saturday he didn’t have a single interception and didn’t lose a yard! For a scrambling quarterback, that’s amazing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“We played as a team,” Robinson said, “The defense had our back all game … we had to have their backs (at the end).”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They sure did. Remember this was a game that saw Notre Dame down to its third-string quarterback 11 minutes into the game. The Wolverines should have taken better advantage of that. But all that counts is the final score. And, if you can count them with Denard, the final numbers. His most impressive may have been that last drive: Six passes, five completions, five rushes, 72 yards of offense, touchdown. His numbers are simply remarkable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“He’ll get a few ice bags on him today, sleep on the bus, and rest up for the next one,” Rodriguez said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe the next one, it catches up to him. For now, one word comes to mind. Wow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.freep.com/article/20100911/COL01/100911034/Michigan-s-Denard-Robinson-dazzles-in-win-over-Notre-Dame&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-4773326498294506246?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/4773326498294506246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/michigans-denard-robinson-dazzles-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4773326498294506246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4773326498294506246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/michigans-denard-robinson-dazzles-in.html' title='Michigan&apos;s Denard Robinson dazzles in win over Notre Dame  Read more: Mitch Albom: Michigan&apos;s Denard Robinson dazzles in win over Notre Dame'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIwsnD6QFbI/AAAAAAAAAis/B5xCYtbSQck/s72-c/michigan.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-4261939113181859508</id><published>2010-09-10T18:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-10T19:27:37.049-07:00</updated><title type='text'>6 Movies That Didn't Realize They Let The Villain Win</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="border"&gt;By                       &lt;b&gt;Jacopo della Quercia&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="border"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not every movie can end with the main villain being punched,  electrocuted, smashed by a fire truck and dropped on a conveyor belt,  like in &lt;i&gt;Con Air&lt;/i&gt;. (Unfortunately.) We understand that.&lt;br /&gt;What we don't understand are the movies where the writers seemed to forget about the bad guys completely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#6.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Rest of the Aliens from &lt;i&gt;Independence Day&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="132" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/3/1/30431.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;In &lt;i&gt;Independence Day&lt;/i&gt;, the film that inaugurated Roland  Emmerich's obsession with seeing America destroyed, the bad guys are a  "far more advanced" form of intelligent life that looks like something  the Queen from &lt;i&gt;Aliens&lt;/i&gt; gave birth to after getting drunk with Predator.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/9/4/30494.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;ALF just... stared.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;These guys packed quite a lunch bag for their Independence Day  barbecue: spaceships the size of Hawaiian islands, shields that could  withstand the nuclear bombing of Houston, weapons capable of leveling  Washington D.C. in a single blast, plus all the information about human  anatomy they could possibly probe out of Randy Quaid's asshole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/8/2/6/30826.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;But, after pancaking dozens of cities, a rag-tag group of humans  cause each and every one of the alien ships to crash, the thousands of  people who were no doubt crushed under each one a small price to pay for  victory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Title"&gt;But We Forgot About...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's be generous and assume that every one of the alien  city-destroying mother ships was downed. Do you have any idea how large a  15-mile-wide spaceship is? Each one is like a flying city,  1,000-stories high and about 100 blocks wide in every direction. And  while New York may not have been designed to have giant spaceships fall  on it, we have to imagine the space crafts had been designed with a  contingency plan for gravity.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/9/6/30496.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;We're not sure how many troops and crew were on board each, but we  know each one housed an entire air force worth of those little fighter  craft.&lt;br /&gt;Speaking of which, any aliens who happen to be sitting in one of  those crafts is probably going to make it. We saw earlier that an alien  shot out of the sky was able to survive. And by survive we mean it hot  wired a human brain and had a conversation with the fucking President  after going through a crash-landing, a cold cock delivered by none other  than Will Smith, and being &lt;i&gt;cut in half on an operating table&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/6/30706.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;"Wow, he went down &lt;i&gt;really&lt;/i&gt; easy. It's almost like he wants me to take his unconscious body to my leader."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Take into account the weaponry the aliens will be able to recover from their downed ships, and we have a &lt;i&gt;District 9&lt;/i&gt; situation on our hands... only we're the ones herded into camps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/9/7/30497.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;And we can't quite rock a red vest.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#5.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Libyans from &lt;i&gt;Back to the Future&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="133" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/3/0/30430.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Let's disregard for a moment &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/video_18203_why-back-to-future-secretly-horrifying.html" target="a"&gt;all of the numerous problems we have with the "happy" ending of &lt;i&gt;Back to the Future&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.  Let's grant the filmmakers that everything wrapped itself up perfectly;  Marty is happy, parents are happy, Biff is their slave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/9/8/30498.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;All he wants is a case of Schlitz and time to forget.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;It's so easy to get wrapped up in the Biff Tannens and time paradoxes  as the main obstacles to be overcome that we forget the guys who should  have kept Marty McFly up late at night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Title"&gt;But We Forgot About...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Libyan terrorists Doc Brown ripped the plutonium from. You know, &lt;i&gt;the armed, pissed off terrorists driving freely through Hill Valley, who wanted Doc Brown to build a nuclear bomb for them.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/0/30700.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Ho-hum.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Take a close look at that VW van. These guys pack more wallop in there than the collected drug cartels in &lt;i&gt;Breaking Bad&lt;/i&gt; and &lt;i&gt;The Wire&lt;/i&gt;.  These Libyans have AK-47s, RPGs, a shoot-first policy, tracking  abilities that baffle even the guy who perfected time travel, and... oh,  &lt;i&gt;fucking plutonium.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/1/30701.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;This is some Tom Clancy shit right here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;OK, so Marty hooks up with his mom and warns Doc about the Libyans,  which he takes as his cue to dig up a bulletproof vest capable of  stopping assault-rifle slugs at point-blank range. Good for him. They  then take off in their van and chase Marty in the Delorean. When Marty  disappears back in time, the van crashes into a one-hour photo stand.  Then... what?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/2/30702.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;...they back up, drive to Marty and shoot him in the face?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Nothing happens. Seriously, there are no terrorists flying through  windshields; no RPGs going off; no big cathartic explosion to justify  the use of the word "bomb" in the movie. All we see is the van kind of  tip over, but sustain the abuse like any good, German-made car was built  to. But when Marty returns from the past to check on Doc, they have an  emotional reunion that completely ignores the fact that there is a  dented van full of terrorists &lt;i&gt;right over there&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/0/1/30501.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;If it can survive hippies, it can survive anything.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Hell, even if the van burst into flames and vaporized the gunmen,  there's no way those few guys represented the entirety of their terror  cell. This is a group serious enough to sneak into the U.S., obtain  military-grade weapons and &lt;i&gt;goddamned weapons-grade plutonium&lt;/i&gt;. You know, the stuff that no terrorists and only a few militaries have ever been able to get their hands on. If anything, &lt;i&gt;Back to the Future&lt;/i&gt; is a cautionary tale about how disastrously vulnerable small U.S. towns were to terrorism during the Reagan years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/0/2/30502.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;And how vulnerable the terrorists were to crimes of Chronomancy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#4.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Death Proof&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img height="133" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/2/9/30429.jpg?v=1" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Tarantino's &lt;i&gt;Death Proof&lt;/i&gt; is actually two stories: the story  of the psychotic Stuntman Mike harassing a group of ladies, and the  story of Stuntman Mike harassing a (different) group of ladies (who  fight back and kill him). This is about the latter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/0/4/30504.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;The former didn't last long.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This part of the story is a girl-power picture which focuses on a  white 1970 Dodge Challenger that our heroines hope to borrow for a  dangerous game called "Ship's Mast."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/7/30707.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;They borrow the car from a scary-looking dude, and eventually use that car to get their revenge on Stuntman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Title"&gt;But We Forgot About...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mike is just one of two. That white 1970 Dodge Challenger our  heroines have their sights on is being offered for sale by a hardcore  Tennessee "son of the soil" named Jasper. Bear in mind that Jasper is  played by Jonathan Loughran, who you may remember as the trucker who  tried to rape Uma Therman in &lt;i&gt;Kill Bill, Vol 1&lt;/i&gt;. He's basically the same character here, right down to his trademark pre-rape "heh heh."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/9/6/30696.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: xx-small;"&gt;Nothing can go badly here.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Our heroines have no intention of buying the car, but nevertheless  finagle their way into getting Jasper to let them take the hog for a  spin by offering their single hottest friend as collateral. To sweeten  the deal, they even point out that she's a porn actress as a nudge-nudge  that she might be down for some intercourse while they're out. Oh, and  they never mention any of this to her. Oh, and she's wearing this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/0/8/30508.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;And the last we ever see of her is this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/5/30705.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;What the hell were they expecting to find when they came back,  especially after that little porn actress lure they used? The  cheerleader and the hillbilly playing chess?&lt;br /&gt;Even if they come back and the cheerleader is, somehow, still intact,  there's the little matter of her girlfriends leaving her behind as &lt;i&gt;collateral&lt;/i&gt;. You know, in case something bad happens to the Dodge Challenger, like maybe an on-&lt;i&gt;and&lt;/i&gt; off-road duel with a homicidal stuntman.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/0/9/30509.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;By the end of the film the car is completely &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVEuCmMp5xE&amp;amp;feature=related#t=8m00s" target="c"&gt;totaled&lt;/a&gt;, so what does that mean? Does the hillbilly get to keep the cheerleader (or her mutilated corpse, as the case may be)?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/4/30704.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_18733_6-movies-that-didnt-realize-they-let-villain-win.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-4261939113181859508?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/4261939113181859508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/6-movies-that-didnt-realize-they-let.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4261939113181859508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4261939113181859508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/6-movies-that-didnt-realize-they-let.html' title='6 Movies That Didn&apos;t Realize They Let The Villain Win'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-2684680478534682955</id><published>2010-09-10T18:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-10T18:02:53.964-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='september 11'/><title type='text'>September 11 pictures -- remembering a dark day</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3 class="entry-header"&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;img align="left" alt="september 11 pictures" border="0" height="400" hspace="5" src="http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/books/blog/sept%2011%202.jpg" title="september 11 pictures" vspace="5" width="258" /&gt; These &lt;a href="http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/photos/bal-baltimore-9-11-lookback-pg,0,135990.photogallery"&gt;September 11 pictures,&lt;/a&gt;  including a somber William Harris holding a sub-machine gun in front of  the Baltimore police headquarters, are a stark reminder of how our  lives changed that morning in 2001.&lt;br /&gt;We reacted with shock, horror  and prayer. One book, about a pet goat, became instantly famous --  President George W. Bush was reading it&amp;nbsp;with some Florida schoolchildren  when he heard news of the &lt;a href="http://www.wtc.com/"&gt;World Trade Center&lt;/a&gt; attack. &lt;br /&gt;But  once the planes hit -- in New York, northern Virginia and Pennsylvania  -- few people were in the mood for reading -- unless it was the Bible.&lt;br /&gt;I'll  have more on September 11 in the morning, as we recap interesting  novels and non-fiction books about the day. So come back, but in the  meantime, use these pictures from September 11 to remember the day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/books/blog/2010/09/september_11_pictures_remember.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-2684680478534682955?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/2684680478534682955/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/september-11-pictures-remembering-dark.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/2684680478534682955'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/2684680478534682955'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/september-11-pictures-remembering-dark.html' title='September 11 pictures -- remembering a dark day'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-9156731020850587781</id><published>2010-09-09T17:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-09T17:41:35.551-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Researchers Skeptical of Claims by Online Dating Sites</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;With an estimated 40 percent of the 100 million U.S. singles trying online dating, researchers at the University of Arkansas caution users that some Web sites’ claims of scientific justification may be “junk science.”&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Psychology professor Jeffrey Lohr and two psychology graduates, Aimee King and Deena Austin-Oden, analyzed several leading dating Web sites and found that promotional claims were more self-serving opinion than legitimate psychological science.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The researchers explored the advertising tactics of matchmaking that existed long before the invention of online dating sites and the Web. For example, many of the matchmaking sites use anecdotes and personal testimonies in advertising in the hope that consumers will accept the endorsement as fact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Consumers must be cautious of customer satisfaction testimonies in online dating advertisements because the matchmaking sites have most likely pre-selected only satisfied customers, rather than a representative sample, the team said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even when the dating services cite scientific evidence, consumers don’t always get all the facts. In an eHarmony comparison, the researchers found that the site neglected to reveal that they compared their couples, who were married only an average of six months (the “honeymoon period”), to couples in the control group who were married an average of two years. The researchers said that opinions expressed during the honeymoon period should not be compared to the opinions of couples after the honeymoon is over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;eHarmony asserts that its matchmaking model is based upon measurement and compatibility. The eHarmony technique is the only one of the leading matchmaking sites that has a patent on its compatibility tests. Thus, eHarmony does not reveal to users the characteristics of their key attributes or the way in which those attributes are related to the people with whom they are matched.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PerfectMatch.com uses a compatibility system based on “over 35 years of research” developed by “a chief relationship expert,” while Match.com simply claims its method works by the volume of success stories.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some sites reveal how the compatibility tests work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Mate Choice Study is a matching system used by another site, Chemistry.com. Its structure is similar in form and content to the well-known Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, which divides people into psychological types. For the Chemistry.com survey, there are four different personality types a person might be assigned according to how the person responds to the 56-item questionnaire. There are Explorers and Builders, who tend to gravitate toward their own type based on similarity, and Directors and Negotiators, who gravitate on the basis of complementarities.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lohr read some of the research analyzed by the leading expert of Chemistry.com, anthropologist Helen Fisher.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“The validity of the Chemistry.com matching strategy is on the threshold of scientific legitimacy,” Lohr said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The team also researched to see if online relationship services give the appearance of matching in the more traditional way - work, church, the tennis court or bars. The outcome?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“The evidence is not yet in,” Lohr said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Relations initiated online may not be as enduring as traditional face-to-face relationships because there are few barriers to breaking up when the cost exceeds the rewards of the relationship, the team said. And another mate is only one click away and easy to find.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Many Web sites make claims that they cannot substantiate. For instance, Match.com claims that they are responsible for “twice as many marriages as any other site in the world.” The site measures success according to the number of marriages. However, Match.com does not use divorce to measure failure and thus cannot offer scientific research to support the usefulness of their claim.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The researchers referenced four specific variables that determine the likelihood that two people will come together and form a relationship in the traditional face-to-face way: proximity, physical attractiveness and attitudinal similarity, a sense of rapport and similarities or self-disclosure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Internet has minimized the importance of proximity, making it possible for distant strangers to get to know each other through computer interactions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, many of the Web sites do not allow users to see a picture of the match in the initial stages of the face-to-face communication, taking the second variable of interpersonal relationships - physical attractiveness - out of the picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Self-disclosure, the final variable that determines the likelihood of a relationship forming, can be deceiving, although advocates of Internet dating claim that the anonymity of computer-mediated communication accelerates intimacy through increased openness about aspects of the self. Critics of cyber-dating say that self-disclosure online is often less honest because of the increased opportunities for identity manipulation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;University of Arkansas alumni Austin-Oden and King were both students in an applied psychology research course with Lohr. Austin-Oden and King, a former honors college student, wrote papers about online matchmaking and evaluated it using the critical analysis techniques that Lohr taught. After reading both of the students’ papers, Lohr suggested that they continue the research and collaborate in compiling the information.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It took a total of two years to complete the project. The result is an article in Volume 15 of Skeptic Magazine with the students evaluating the scientific procedure of some of the major online matchmaking sites.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“It was a great experience for me personally, because I plan on pursuing a research career and submitting many manuscripts for publication,” King said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Being able to evaluate research, compile papers, collaborate with others on projects and work with reviewers during the submission process during my undergraduate career was a good first step, King said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“It has prepared me for graduate school and my future career in academia,” she said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Austin-Oden said that the class helped her be more skeptical and proactive about what she believes in advertising.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: University of Arkansas (news : web)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-9156731020850587781?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/9156731020850587781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/researchers-skeptical-of-claims-by.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/9156731020850587781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/9156731020850587781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/researchers-skeptical-of-claims-by.html' title='Researchers Skeptical of Claims by Online Dating Sites'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-4560394544343242661</id><published>2010-09-09T17:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-09T17:43:24.587-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Wife of Marvin Sapp dies - Funeral for Dr. MaLinda P. Sapp pending, Facebook page full of prayer</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Wife of Marvin Sapp, Dr. MaLinda P. Sapp, dies - Funeral plans pending, Facebook page full of comments&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I only just noticed the city-wide prayer for Lady Malina Sapp today on &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1443674108#%21/pages/The-Official-Marvin-Sapp-Page/238730370891?v=wall&amp;amp;story_fbid=112920865433329" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Official Marvin Sapp Facebook page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; that had been posted Tuesday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sadly -- Dr. MaLinda P. Sapp, as I see her name is spelled in this &lt;a href="http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&amp;amp;q=cache:GRx3YvgqAbEJ:www.marvinsapp.com/lighthouseflc/downloads/drMaLindabio.pdf+%22malinda+sapp%22&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;gl=us&amp;amp;pid=bl&amp;amp;srcid=ADGEESj4BVv224hNQmGq8QJ-oAYeiYg1wCFRmUbP9ILYMcTXKJxP6woDYUkXn4LInVjqf2Wl01WLCOaycEiGcOs9Zr-PBvYC9ze9g33EHZW2iliGQVO3OIsExExQSJkj9YY05LQYJLfF&amp;amp;sig=AHIEtbQKcR5ATWeDlB8bwdkmJozI0y0W5A" target="_blank"&gt;bio of Marvin Sapp's wife&lt;/a&gt;, life-long friend and covenant partner -- has died from colon cancer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I didn't even know her, but it's hard to hold back the tears when you look at the &lt;a href="http://dagospeltruth.com/?p=2406" target="_blank"&gt;photos of the beautiful Sapp family&lt;/a&gt;, and see that their children look young as they play together with their parents.&lt;br /&gt;I'm a mother myself, and this is the time when hurting folks have to  really lean on the truth that God is a mother to the motherless.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What a beautiful looking woman -- one apparently devoted to her role as First Lady and wife and mother.&lt;br /&gt;And Sapp's "&lt;b&gt;Never Would Have Made It&lt;/b&gt;" song was already born from the pain of his father's death.&lt;br /&gt;Reportedly Sapp told AOL:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The Lord said to me, 'Marvin, there's something you need to  understand. Although your father isn't with you physically, I will never  leave you nor will I forsake you. I will be with you always even until  the end of the earth'. Then I walked into the pulpit with my Bible. When  God began to assure me that He was there for me, I stood up. I grabbed  the microphone and started singing, 'Never Would Have Made It'."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="region region-content-prefix"&gt;&lt;div class="block block-ex-upload block-even aside" id="block-ex_upload-content-photos-legacy"&gt;&lt;div class="block-content"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.examiner.com/christian-music-in-national/marvin-sapp-wife-died-funeral-pending-malinda-sapp-cancer-jpg-photo"&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/24/7b/247b48cb7dfaf4393c8847540c676f4b.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="caption"&gt;Wife of Marvin Sapp dies - Funeral for Dr. MaLinda P. Sapp pending, Facebook page full of prayer&lt;/div&gt;&lt;i class="credits"&gt; Photo: Dr. MaLinda Sapp, wife of Marvin Sapp&lt;/i&gt;   &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pastor Marvin Sapp's more current song, &lt;b&gt;The Best In Me&lt;/b&gt;, and the accompanying video is in heavy-rotation on my iPod Touch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes I just watch that video over and over and I don't know  why. There's a special Spirit of God in the songs that have won legions  of fans to his music.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now with all the condolences flowing in to Marvin Sapp's Facebook  page, folks just feel so bad for his loss, but hopeful that she is in  heaven with her Savior.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People just prayed it wouldn't happen this soon and in this manner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to WZZM 13, &lt;a href="http://www.wzzm13.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=130417&amp;amp;catid=14" target="_blank"&gt;funeral plans for Malinda Sapp&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;are still pending.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: &lt;br /&gt;http://www.examiner.com/christian-music-in-national/wife-of-marvin-sapp-dies-funeral-for-dr-malinda-p-sapp-pending-facebook-page-full-of-prayer&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-4560394544343242661?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/4560394544343242661/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/wife-of-marvin-sapp-dies-funeral-for-dr.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4560394544343242661'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4560394544343242661'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/wife-of-marvin-sapp-dies-funeral-for-dr.html' title='Wife of Marvin Sapp dies - Funeral for Dr. MaLinda P. Sapp pending, Facebook page full of prayer'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-6400615052217840204</id><published>2010-09-08T17:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-08T18:46:38.537-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cereberus puppy'/><title type='text'>Cereberus Puppy</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIgwwFi1KaI/AAAAAAAAAiU/qd9mkVPyeGY/s1600/ceberus.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="266" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIgwwFi1KaI/AAAAAAAAAiU/qd9mkVPyeGY/s400/ceberus.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Cereberus Puppy. Cereberus as a puppy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: &lt;br /&gt;http://www.imgzzz.com/pic/full/1283915606&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-6400615052217840204?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/6400615052217840204/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/cereberus-puppy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6400615052217840204'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6400615052217840204'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/cereberus-puppy.html' title='Cereberus Puppy'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIgwwFi1KaI/AAAAAAAAAiU/qd9mkVPyeGY/s72-c/ceberus.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-1451002253902560513</id><published>2010-09-08T17:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-08T17:52:18.326-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='google sinstant'/><title type='text'>Google Instant makes search interactive (photos)</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;div id="contentBody" section="mncol"&gt;&lt;div class="galleryImage"&gt;&lt;img alt="Google doodle" height="360" src="http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/09/08/IMG_8119_3_540x360.JPG" width="540" /&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="contentAux" section="rtcol"&gt;&lt;div class="sponsoredBy"&gt;&lt;img alt="" height="0" src="http://adlog.com.com/adlog/i/r=11872&amp;amp;sg=1815&amp;amp;o=11386%253a&amp;amp;h=cn&amp;amp;p=2&amp;amp;b=5&amp;amp;l=en_US&amp;amp;site=3&amp;amp;pt=2300&amp;amp;nd=11386&amp;amp;pid=&amp;amp;cid=10004774&amp;amp;pp=100&amp;amp;e=3&amp;amp;rqid=01c18-ad-e15:4C87C34A77611B&amp;amp;orh=google.com&amp;amp;ort=google%2520instant&amp;amp;oepartner=&amp;amp;epartner=&amp;amp;ppartner=&amp;amp;pdom=google.com&amp;amp;cpnmodule=&amp;amp;count=&amp;amp;ra=203.128.250.44&amp;amp;dvar=dvar%255fversion%253d2008&amp;amp;ucat_rsi=1%25260725%2526EX%2526&amp;amp;pg=9rYeAAoPjGAAAHZa8dsAAAET&amp;amp;t=2010.09.09.00.46.42/http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/Ads/common/dotclear.gif" style="left: 0px; position: absolute; top: 0px;" width="0" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div section="txt"&gt;&lt;div class="datestamp"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="photoCaption"&gt;As  we expected, Monday and Tuesday's playful Google doodles were teasers  for showing off a bit of the technology behind Wednesday's announcement  of Google Instant, the new interactive search results. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The doodle's animated elements showed off color changes and movement  that reacted to movement of the cursor, and with Wednesday's  announcement at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, we are seeing  just how constant this change really is. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Speaking to a theater full of press, swooping visuals and ambient  sounds, Marissa Mayer showed us the next big thing in search. We have  real time, we have relevant results, and now, we have predictive  queries. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's "as you type, not after you type," said Mayer. Google knows what  you want before you want it, all part of an intuitive search that cuts  down on time and typing, a smarter search that Sergey Brin called a step  toward making Google the "third half of your brain."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://news.cnet.com/2300-11386_3-10004774.html#ixzz0xPrYpRW9" style="color: #003399;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source&lt;br /&gt;http://news.cnet.com/2300-11386_3-10004774.html&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-1451002253902560513?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/1451002253902560513/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/google-instant-makes-search-interactive.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/1451002253902560513'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/1451002253902560513'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/google-instant-makes-search-interactive.html' title='Google Instant makes search interactive (photos)'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-8288115566249508396</id><published>2010-09-08T01:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-08T01:50:24.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'>17 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18750_17-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped-part-6.html"&gt;&lt;/a&gt; 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width: 490px;"&gt;&lt;h1&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Details" style="font-size: 12px;"&gt;&lt;span class="border"&gt;        By                       &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/members/Johnny%20Roastbeef" ref="nofollow"&gt;Joe Russo&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="border"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;      &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="userStyled"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img alt="article image" height="82" src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/6/4/30264.jpg?v=1" style="margin: 0px 0px 10px;" width="400" /&gt;      &lt;/div&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="FL MR"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="inline-share-buttons"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;As we've demonstrated many times before, sometimes the  truth is stranger than Photoshop. For those of you still unconvinced,  we present the latest installment in our ongoing quest to show you every  picture that has ever looked ridiculously fake, and isn't.&lt;br /&gt;In case you missed them, here's &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16556_15-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html"&gt;Part One&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16797_15-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html"&gt;Part Two&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16966_16-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html"&gt;Part Three&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17256_17-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html"&gt;Part Four&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_17665_15-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html" target="a"&gt;Part Five&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18444_17-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html" target="a"&gt;the gritty reboot that doesn't acknowledge the previous editions&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;And now...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#17.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 45px;"&gt;"What, So It's Just Two Photos Cropped Togeth- HOLY SHIT!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/4/30274.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This photo isn't terrifying as long as you think it's just the bottom  half of one postcard glued to the top half of another one. Or maybe  it's an indoor swimming pool and the skyline is just a mural on the  wall? Nope, &lt;a href="http://www.experience-it-all.com/?p=6925" target="a"&gt;that's a guy swimming to the edge of a pool on top of a skyscraper&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;It's the Marina Bay Sands Skypark, and it's 55 stories (and 600 feet)  above street level. If you're wondering where the edge of the pool is,  and what keeps the guy from swimming right off the end and splattering  to the pavement below, the answer to both is in the design. It's an  "infinity pool" which has a lip under the water level, and over the side  is a sort of gutter that catches both the water that runs off the side,  and any drunken humans who drift over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#16.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 45px;"&gt;Car CD Changer&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/5/30275.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/parkade.asp" target="c"&gt;These pictures aren't from some sci-fi movie&lt;/a&gt;, and they're not some wishful thinking mockup from one of those bullshit futuristic issues of &lt;i&gt;Popular Science&lt;/i&gt;. This is an actual 20-story car storage facility for Volkswagens at a factory in Germany.&lt;br /&gt;Are you thinking what we're thinking? That there should be a game  show where you get to operate that thing like a giant claw machine and  you win whatever car you can grab without dropping it?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#15.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 45px;"&gt;Look, Honey, He Impaled Himself on the Utility Pole!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/6/30276.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;We can find no record of how many car accidents were caused by &lt;a href="http://www.lunchoverip.com/2006/06/kickoff_day.html" target="a"&gt;this 200 foot-wide soccer player billboard&lt;/a&gt;  in Munich, Germany. But can you imagine seeing this looming bastard  rising up on the horizon as you crest the hill? Germany once again shows  no regard for their sleepy and/or stoned motorists, who are going to  slam on their brakes for fear their sedan will be kicked into a gigantic  net a mile away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#14.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 45px;"&gt;Dammit, Guys, I Just Painted that River&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/7/30277.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Either these guys are living in that Robin Williams movie where he  died and had to spend afterlife inside an oil painting, or else the  bottom of their boat is about to melt from toxic waste sludge.&lt;br /&gt;Actually &lt;a href="http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/12/2009_in_photos_part_1_of_3.html" target="a"&gt;that's algae which has overtaken Chaohu Lake&lt;/a&gt;  in China. It's pretty, but it's also bad news for anyone relying on the  lake for drinking water (as 300,000 people do). The Chinese government &lt;a href="http://www.china.org.cn/2010-07/05/content_20422096.htm" target="a"&gt;is spending billions trying to clean the stuff out of their rivers and lakes&lt;/a&gt;. According to the below photo, they do that by sending a dude out to scoop it off with a sauce pan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/6/7/30267.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#13.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 45px;"&gt;Rendering Art Museum: 86%...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/6/8/30268.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This is one that looks less like Photoshop and more like bad MS  Paint. But it's another one of those forced perspective works of art  where strategically-placed lines give the illusion of a floating box  (hint: it only works if you're standing in the right spot). In this case  it's just bright green tape...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/8/30278.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;...and the skill of &lt;a href="http://aakashnihalani.com/" target="a"&gt;street artist Aakash Nihilani&lt;/a&gt; who randomly tapes misleading cubes in public spaces presumably for the sole purpose of freaking out passersby.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/6/9/30269.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#12.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 45px;"&gt;"Maverick, Do NOT Make Your Jet Fart a Rainbow!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/9/30279.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This rainbowfied F-22 Raptor fighter jet is not some crude Photoshopped commentary about gays in the military. It's &lt;a href="http://www.museumofflight.org/spirit-of-flight" target="a"&gt;an actual photo captured at exactly the right moment&lt;/a&gt; when the water vapor trailing off the aircraft caught the sun in just the right way to refract it. Credit &lt;a href="http://www.airshowfan.com/" target="a"&gt;Bernardo M. Malfitano&lt;/a&gt; for capturing the world's fruitiest picture of the world's most badass aircraft.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#11.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 45px;"&gt;A Cautionary Tale of Teleportation Gone Wrong&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/8/0/30280.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This bicycle that has gotten swallowed by a tree is a fairly famous landmark in Vashon Island (near Seattle). You can find &lt;a href="http://dangblog.wordpress.com/2008/06/10/bike-tree/" target="a"&gt;numerous&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/1412" target="a"&gt;references&lt;/a&gt;  to it, including multiple supposed back stories. One way or the other,  the story boils down to somebody left their bike next to a little tree  years ago and the tree just swallowed that bastard up when it got big.  Trees do that:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/0/30270.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Trees are living things just like you and me, and if survival means  growing right around whatever happens to be parked between them and the  sun, they're going to do it, without a moment's hesitation. Trees don't  give a shit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#10.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 45px;"&gt;In Soviet Russia, Watermelon- ah, Forget It&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/8/1/30281.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://funkydowntown.com/amazing-watermelon-carvings-from-melounovy-festival-2008/" target="c"&gt;This carved watermelon is actually from a melon carving contest in the Czech Republic&lt;/a&gt;.  The real difference between seedless and regular watermelon is whether  or not mouths carved into them appear to have severe oral hygiene  issues. Also, it's 10 times more disturbing because when we look at that  thing we can't not picture Mick Jagger.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div id="Title_box"&gt;&lt;div class="Title"&gt;#9.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Title2" style="margin-left: 35px;"&gt;Vases? Jars of Potpourri?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/8/2/30282.jpg?v=1" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Get your camera close enough to some water droplets on a leaf and &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuntbear/3334063758/in/set-72157603748918642/" target="a"&gt;this is what you'll see&lt;/a&gt;. They call it macro photography (that is, extreme close-up photography) and it is in general cool as hell. This person &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuntbear/sets/72157603748918642/?page=3" target="a"&gt;has a whole collection of it on their Flickr page&lt;/a&gt;.  When you zoom in on water droplets, you get that awesome refractive  effect where it gives you a wide-angle view of whatever is behind it.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.cracked.com/article_18750_17-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped-part-6.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-8288115566249508396?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/8288115566249508396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/17-images-you-wont-believe-arent.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8288115566249508396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/8288115566249508396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/17-images-you-wont-believe-arent.html' title='17 Images You Won&apos;t Believe Aren&apos;t Photoshopped'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-4340226704036572186</id><published>2010-09-08T01:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-08T01:41:20.079-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sons Of Anarchy Season 3'/><title type='text'>Watch Sons Of Anarchy Season 3 ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Season 3 Review Recap Sons of Anarchy S03E01</title><content type='html'>sons of anarchy 3, The third season will premiere tonight at 10 PM ET on FX networks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;iframe border="0" frameborder="0" height="340" scrolling="no" src="http://www.zshare.net/videoplayer/player.php?SID=dl064&amp;amp;FID=80180306&amp;amp;FN=sons.of.anarchy.s03e01.hdtv.xvid-fqm.flv&amp;amp;iframewidth=377&amp;amp;iframeheight=340&amp;amp;width=377&amp;amp;height=340&amp;amp;H=80180306beebcc20" width="377"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;samcro, sons of anarchy season 2, soa, charlie hunnam ;’Sons of  Anarchy’ Season 3, Episode 1 Recap; ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Season 3 Review ;  Watch Sons of Anarchy Season 3 Episode 1 Online ; Watch Sons of Anarchy  S03E01&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vod.fxnetworks.com/watch/soa/593292670001" rel="nofollow"&gt;FX Networks – Sons of Anarchy – Full Episodes and Exclusive Video &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Watch complete soa S03E01 video episodes.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vod.fxnetworks.com/watch/soa" rel="nofollow"&gt;soa S03E01 video full episodes&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sons_of_Anarchy" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sons of Anarchy&lt;/b&gt; – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sons of Anarchy&lt;/b&gt; will begin airing &lt;b&gt;Season 3&lt;/b&gt; on September 7th, 2010. A trailer for   the upcoming &lt;b&gt;season&lt;/b&gt; released in August, 2010 featured a remix of The Doors&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.fxnetworks.com/schedule.php" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;FX&lt;/b&gt; Networks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;b&gt;Schedule&lt;/b&gt;. | Showtimes for Sep 7th-Sep 20th. Print &lt;b&gt;Schedule&lt;/b&gt; RSS Feed &lt;b&gt;…..&lt;/b&gt; Get   the latest news on all your favorite &lt;b&gt;FX&lt;/b&gt; originals and special events. &lt;b&gt;…&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;www.fxnetworks.com&lt;/div&gt;Sons of Anarchy Season 3 Episode 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.zshare.net/video/80180306beebcc20/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Streaming Link 1 (Zshare) &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.bolmamabol.com/tv/watch-sons-of-anarchy-season-3-sons-of-anarchy-season-3-review-recap-sons-of-anarchy-s03e01/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-4340226704036572186?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/4340226704036572186/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/watch-sons-of-anarchy-season-3-sons-of.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4340226704036572186'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4340226704036572186'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/watch-sons-of-anarchy-season-3-sons-of.html' title='Watch Sons Of Anarchy Season 3 ‘Sons of Anarchy’ Season 3 Review Recap Sons of Anarchy S03E01'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-6601271343350409598</id><published>2010-09-07T17:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-07T19:12:24.348-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='google doodles'/><title type='text'>Google's "Balls" Homepage Logo: What Does It Mean?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Picture 28" class="attachment-single-post-thumbnail wp-post-image" height="256" src="http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/picture-28.png?w=455" title="Picture 28" width="455" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;By: Dan Fletcher &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apparently Google's graphic  designers spent Labor Day weekend on the job because the search giant  rolled out a funky new homepage logo today that's (wait for it) pretty  baller.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;today are  greeted with a swarm of moving, brightly colored circles. In time, the  circles converge and form a dotted version of the familiar Google logo.  Unless, of course, you mouse over the logo again, at which point the  circles expand back out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What gives? For once, no one is quite sure. The best guess is that  the special logo is a celebration of Google's 12th anniversary, as the  company was officially incorporated on Sept. 7, 1998. But unlike other  Google logos, this one isn't clickable for further context. We've  reached out to Google PR for an explanation and will update you if we  hear back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/09/07/googles-balls-homepage-logo-what-does-it-mean/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-6601271343350409598?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/6601271343350409598/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/googles-balls-homepage-logo-what-does.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6601271343350409598'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6601271343350409598'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/googles-balls-homepage-logo-what-does.html' title='Google&apos;s &quot;Balls&quot; Homepage Logo: What Does It Mean?'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-3545838487304477844</id><published>2010-09-07T17:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-07T17:05:36.703-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Chicago’s Mayor Daley: ‘I’ve Done My All’</title><content type='html'>By JEFF ZELENY&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="w480"&gt;&lt;img alt="Mayor Richard M. Daley of Chicago, right, announced that he would not run for a seventh term on Tuesday." id="100000000334077" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/09/08/us/08daley_337-span/08daley_337-span-blogSpan.jpg" /&gt;&lt;span class="credit"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="caption"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="w480"&gt;&lt;span class="caption"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;5:35 p.m. | Updated  Mayor Richard M. Daley of Chicago said Tuesday that he would not run for re-election when his term expires next year, an announcement that could have implications from the Windy City to the White House.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I’ve done my all. I’ve done my best,” Mr. Daley told reporters during a news conference at City Hall in Chicago. “Now, I’m ready with my family to begin the new phase of our lives.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The news created an immediate stir inside the West Wing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“No mayor in America has loved a city more or served a community with greater passion than Rich Daley,” President Obama said in a statement. “He helped build Chicago’s image as a world class city, and leaves a legacy of progress that will be appreciated for generations to come.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rahm Emanuel, the chief of staff to President Obama, has talked openly about his desire to run for mayor of his hometown. He has said that he would only consider running if Mr. Daley decided to step aside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“One day I would like to run for mayor of the city of Chicago,” Mr. Emanuel said during an April interview on “The Charlie Rose Show.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“First of all, let me say it this way: I hope Mayor Daley seeks re-election. I will work and support him if he seeks re-election,” Mr. Emanuel said at the time. “But if Mayor Daley doesn’t, one day I would like to run for mayor of the city of Chicago.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a statement on Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Emanuel said that he was surprised by the announcement. He did not say whether he intended to run, but he does not have much time to make a decision, with the election set for Feb. 22, 2011.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“While Mayor Daley surprised me today with his decision to not run for reelection, I have never been surprised by his leadership, dedication and tireless work on behalf of the city and the people of Chicago,” Mr. Emanuel said in a statement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Emanuel, a former congressman from Chicago’s North Side, has told friends that he planned to stay in the White House until at least next summer. But the news from Mr. Daley, which caught many Democrats by surprise, could change the calculation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“The truth is, I have been thinking about this for the past several months,” Mr. Daley told reporters in Chicago. “In the end, this is a personal decision, no more, no less.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Daley, who in 1989 followed in his father’s footsteps to become mayor of Chicago, has been one of the more colorful and powerful mayors in the country. As he made his announcement on Tuesday, his wife, Maggie, stood by his side with the help of a crutch, the Chicago Tribune reported. She has been battling breast cancer for years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Simply put, it’s time,” Mr. Daley told reporters. “Time for me, it’s time for Chicago to move on.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Daley, 68, will become the longest-serving mayor of Chicago on Dec. 26, 2010, surpassing the tenure of 21 years and eight months that his father, Richard J. Daley, recorded.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Emanuel, should he decide to run for mayor, would hardly have a clear path to the office. Several Chicago aldermen have been eying the office, in case Mr. Daley decided to step aside, and so have several other Democratic officials in Chicago, including the Cook County Assessor, Jim Houlihan, and the Cook County Sheriff, Tom Dart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The primary is scheduled to take place next February, a timeline that does not allow Mr. Emanuel or other potential candidates much time to settle their plans. A new wave of senior advisers is expected to join the Obama administration after the November election, when the Democratic majority in Congress could shrink – or vanish.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/07/chicagos-mayor-daley-ive-done-my-all/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-3545838487304477844?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/3545838487304477844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/chicagos-mayor-daley-ive-done-my-all.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/3545838487304477844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/3545838487304477844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/chicagos-mayor-daley-ive-done-my-all.html' title='Chicago’s Mayor Daley: ‘I’ve Done My All’'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-238855523684499582</id><published>2010-09-06T17:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-06T17:25:48.105-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='android'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='apple'/><title type='text'>Is Android Surging Only Because Apple Is Letting It?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIWDTiQgHYI/AAAAAAAAAiM/LrYSZgUqiUg/s1600/android.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="269" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIWDTiQgHYI/AAAAAAAAAiM/LrYSZgUqiUg/s320/android.png" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This weekend, I’ve been catching up on some reading. One post that  was of particular interest to me was David Beach’s article from last  week about developing for Android.  Beach, who is a product manager at eBay Mobile and a co-founder of  12seconds, basically says that the experience sucks for a number of  reasons (all of which Google can fix, but will take quite a bit of work  and time). But one quote in particular stuck out to me: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Android has succeeded despite Google. In fact it’s safe  to say that Android is successful for one primary reason. The iPhone is  only available on AT&amp;amp;T. If the iPhone was on Verizon a year ago.  Android would be no where near as popular.&lt;/blockquote&gt;Obviously, Beach isn’t the first person to bring this idea up.  But he brings it up in a way that he’s able to back-up his feelings  from a developers’ perspective, while at the same time roping in what  isn’t ideal from a consumer perspective about Android as well.&lt;br /&gt;This is going to sound like flame bait, and everyone knows that I love the iPhone  — but I have to agree with Beach. I’ve used no less than six Android  phones for extended periods of time over the past couple of years. I  really am trying to like them. But I just can’t.&lt;br /&gt;Now, don’t get me wrong, almost all Android phones are a million  times better than the phones we had just a few years ago before the  iPhone burst onto the scene. And if the iPhone didn’t exist, there is no  question that I would use an Android phone and would probably be very  happy with it. But the iPhone does exist. And I simply can’t bring  myself to use an Android phone when I know a superior device is out  there. That’s my only requirement for me to use a product: it has to be  the best.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignright size-full wp-image-216012" height="316" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/a2.png?w=200&amp;amp;h=316" title="a" width="200" /&gt;The  only valid argument I can see for the iPhone not being the best is the  AT&amp;amp;T requirement. So let’s put that aside for a second.&lt;br /&gt;While I obviously understand that people have different tastes, I  can’t see how you can objectively say that the overall experience of  using an Android phone isn’t worse than using an iPhone. There are a  dozen or more elements that are better about the iPhone. Everything from  the big: the App Store versus the Android Market (from the consumer  perspective) — to the little: the multi-touch and overall touchscreen  responsiveness.&lt;br /&gt;Even the most diehard Android loyalists I know (like Jason and Mike)  will readily admit that the iPhone offers a better user experience. So  why do they love Android (again, besides the lack of  AT&amp;amp;T&amp;nbsp;requirement)? The openness. They hate that you can’t get Google  Voice on the iPhone (I hate it too). And in general they hate Apple’s  restrictive policies for the App Store (which I don’t like either). But those are problems that most regular consumers don’t think about — or realize exist at all.&lt;br /&gt;Instead, like Beach says, the thing some consumers don’t like about  the iPhone is that it’s AT&amp;amp;T only (in the U.S., obviously). Even if  you live in an area where AT&amp;amp;T doesn’t absolutely suck, having no  choice of carriers is a big restriction. People have work plans, family  plans, etc, etc, that they just can’t switch. Or they don’t want to.&lt;br /&gt;If the iPhone was on Verizon (which is a larger network, remember),  is there any question that it would be selling at least double the  amount of units it is right now in the U.S.? I don’t think so. What if it was available on &lt;i&gt;all&lt;/i&gt; the networks? And what would happen to Android sales if that was the case? That is the big question here.&lt;br /&gt;Next year, it’s looking increasingly likely that we’ll get at least a partial answer. If the iPhone is available on Verizon or even just T-Mobile, will the pace of Android sales slow down in the U.S.?&lt;br /&gt;I know a number of people who are Android users simply because of the  iPhone/AT&amp;amp;T restriction. If and when the devices comes to Verizon,  they will jump ship. The big question is: will millions of others  follow? Or, perhaps more importantly, will millions of new users that  would have gone with Android now go with iPhone?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" class="alignright size-full wp-image-216013" height="405" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/b1.png?w=200&amp;amp;h=405" title="b" width="200" /&gt;I’m  seriously curious to know why you like Android over the iPhone if you  do. Is it because of the openness ideal? Is it the variety of devices?  Is it the variety of carrier choices? Or is it something else?&lt;br /&gt;The Market is a mess, the media situation is arguably worse, and the  user experience is still just off when compared to the iPhone. Google is  working on improving all of those things, but Apple is rock solid in  all of those areas right now. Both sides will keep improving, but  Google’s problem is that Apple is ahead and has remained ahead. Can  Google surpass them? I’m just not sure I can see how unless Apple  regresses — which they’ve shown no signs of doing. What I can see is a  Verizon iPhone. And so do plenty of others.&lt;br /&gt;Apple and Google are in the midst of a PR war for who is&amp;nbsp;activating&amp;nbsp;more devices each day. Google is doing 200,000 a day. Apple is doing 230,000 a day. But Apple says Google’s numbers may include upgrades. Google says Apple is wrong. This will go on and on.&lt;br /&gt;It’s great that there is competition  in the market right now. But would it be as fierce in the U.S. if it  weren’t for the AT&amp;amp;T situation? Would most people just be using an  iPhone? Beach states it as a fact, but I don’t think it’s an  unreasonable question to consider. And it’s something I’m sure Google is  considering as the Verizon iPhone approaches.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://techcrunch.com/2010/09/05/apple-android/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-238855523684499582?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/238855523684499582/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/is-android-surging-only-because-apple.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/238855523684499582'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/238855523684499582'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/is-android-surging-only-because-apple.html' title='Is Android Surging Only Because Apple Is Letting It?'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIWDTiQgHYI/AAAAAAAAAiM/LrYSZgUqiUg/s72-c/android.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-6055896168116055054</id><published>2010-09-05T20:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-05T20:39:51.975-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Research finds repressed memories don't exist</title><content type='html'>By &lt;b&gt;Karen Berkman&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIRhxm7KsLI/AAAAAAAAAiE/qDmq4Q-_3Jc/s1600/memories.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIRhxm7KsLI/AAAAAAAAAiE/qDmq4Q-_3Jc/s320/memories.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The idea that traumatised people, especially the victims of child sexual abuse, deliberately repress horrific memories goes all the way back to the 19th century and the theories of Sigmund Freud himself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But now some experts are saying the evidence points the other way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Professor Grant Devilly, from Griffith University's Psychological Health research unit, says the memory usually works in the opposite way, with traumatised people reliving experiences they would rather forget.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It's the opposite. They wish they couldn't think about it," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In a briefing to the US Supreme Court, Professor Richard McNally from Harvard University described the theory of repressed memory as "the most pernicious bit of folklore ever to infect psychology and psychiatry".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He maintains false memories can easily be created by inept therapists.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The stress hormones that are released during a trauma tend to consolidate the memory, make it rather strong and sometimes even intrusive, as you see in post-traumatic stress disorder," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Professor McNally says some abuse victims do suffer when they reassess childhood experiences much later.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Seeing the event through the eyes of adult, they realise what has happened to them and now they experience the emotional turmoil of trauma," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The good news is that now, Professor McNally says most victims can be helped.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Things have changed, happily. We now have treatments that work," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soldiers returning from war zones, victims of violent crime and sexual abuse, can now be helped by cognitive behaviour therapy, where they learn to assign terrible memories to the past, instead of them crowding their present and future.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Professor Devilly says the therapy is working.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We're now getting, at the end of between 8 and 12 sessions, 90 to 92 per cent of people no longer meet the criteria for PTSD," he said.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now psychologists are working to fend off post traumatic stress in high-risk occupations, by teaching recruits to develop resilience.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/09/06/3003364.htm?section=world&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-6055896168116055054?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/6055896168116055054/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/research-finds-repressed-memories-dont.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6055896168116055054'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6055896168116055054'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/research-finds-repressed-memories-dont.html' title='Research finds repressed memories don&apos;t exist'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIRhxm7KsLI/AAAAAAAAAiE/qDmq4Q-_3Jc/s72-c/memories.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-9083280272333500388</id><published>2010-09-05T20:32:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-06T06:36:34.186-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>In all the years... why didn't I think of this sooner?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;In all the years... why didn't I think of this sooner?&lt;img border="0" height="266" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIRgxi_xONI/AAAAAAAAAh8/MJ6t8XEvJ7k/s400/soon.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-9083280272333500388?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/9083280272333500388/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/in-all-years-why-didnt-i-think-of-this.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/9083280272333500388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/9083280272333500388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/in-all-years-why-didnt-i-think-of-this.html' title='In all the years... why didn&apos;t I think of this sooner?'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TIRgxi_xONI/AAAAAAAAAh8/MJ6t8XEvJ7k/s72-c/soon.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-7007927130839250230</id><published>2010-09-05T20:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-05T20:31:25.598-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='humour'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>A man is dating three women...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="usertext-body"&gt;&lt;div class="md"&gt;A man is dating three  women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a  test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she  does with the money.&lt;br /&gt;The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,  gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses  up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be  more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was  impressed.&lt;br /&gt;The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set  of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive  clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent  all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is  impressed.&lt;br /&gt;The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several  times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the  remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for  their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was  impressed.&lt;br /&gt;The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with  the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-7007927130839250230?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/7007927130839250230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/man-is-dating-three-women.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/7007927130839250230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/7007927130839250230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/man-is-dating-three-women.html' title='A man is dating three women...'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-126198167756231612</id><published>2010-09-05T20:02:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-05T20:02:16.602-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Race War Propaganda'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Machete'/><title type='text'>Machete: Race War Propaganda Under the Cover of a Mexploitation Film – Prison Planet.com</title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;Kurt Nimmo&lt;br /&gt;Prison Planet.com&lt;br /&gt;Saturday, September 4, 2010&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Comment from Alex Jones: Robert Rodriguez is a liar – when a script  for Machete was leaked back in May, I pointed out that the film  contained numerous elements that were highly offensive and could easily  kick-start a race war. Rodriguez claimed that these scenes had been  edited or removed for the final version. They were not – every part of  the original script remains in the film almost word for word.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span id="more-1392"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When a Cinco De Mayo political trailer for the movie was released in reaction to the Arizona immigration situation,  Rodriguez again claimed that this was satire and not representative of  the film. In fact, the movie contains everything that appeared in this  trailer and a lot more (including Jessica Alba’s provocative “the border  crossed us” rallying cry).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This movie is sickening. Myself and six members of the Infowars team  all left the theater feeling physically ill. The film opens with Texans  butchering pregnant illegal aliens and the propaganda only gets more  virulent, including references to serial &lt;a href="http://yohang.web.id/tag/killer-charles-manson/" title="killer Charles Manson"&gt;killer Charles Manson&lt;/a&gt;’s  Helter Skelter vision of race war, sterotyping the Minutemen as  murderers of illegal aliens, when in reality they have never harmed  anyone, showing&amp;nbsp; Texans butchering a priest, and talk of “resettling  America” in the context of the extremist reconquista racial movement.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This movie is not a joke. It is race war propaganda hastily disguised behind a stylized, bloodthirsty black comedy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If a white person had directed a movie about hispanics being  sub-human devils who want to kill everybody there would have been an  uproar, but Rodriguez can demonize an entire race of people, along with  Texans in general, in a similar vein and the establishment media treats  it all as a cutsie joke. This is disgusting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Robert Rodriguez’s &lt;em&gt;Machete&lt;/em&gt; lives up to its trailer released  earlier this year. “This is Machete with a special Cinco de Mayo message  … to Arizona,” the star of the grindhouse movie, played by Danny Trejo,  growls at the start of the trailer. He then engages in bloody mayhem  and mass murder.&lt;br /&gt;On Friday night, Alex Jones took his crew to see &lt;em&gt;Machete&lt;/em&gt; at a theater here in Austin, Texas. The movie lived up to and even exceeded expectations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Critics have mostly panned the movie as trashy, campy, and rife with  senseless and gratuitous violence. Daniel B. Wood, writing for the &lt;a href="http://yohang.web.id/tag/christian-science-monitor/" title="Christian Science Monitor"&gt;Christian Science Monitor&lt;/a&gt;,  says the film has a sub-theme — immigration and “reverse racism.” Wood  quotes Barbara O’Connor, director of the Institute for the Study of  Politics and Media at California State University, who warns that some  people may have “negative reactions” after watching the film. “Yes, this  movie is goofily violent, but it’s also dealing with issues that are  largely visceral,” she tells Wood. “I don’t know that people in the  middle of the debate will view it as satire.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Machete&lt;/em&gt; is not satire. It is propaganda under the cover of  an exploitation film. It is designed to stir up “visceral” reactions to  the very serious issue of illegal immigration. It strives to demonize  Americans outraged over an open border and the influx of millions of  illegal aliens every year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Machete&lt;/em&gt; portrays members of the Minuteman Project — an  activist organization founded in 2005 by James Gilchrist — as racist  thugs and serial murderers. The Minutemen are not directly named.  Instead, the border patrol group calls itself the “Vigilantes,” but the  comparison in unavoidable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few minutes into the film, the border Vigilantes — including a  corrupt Texas politician played by Robert De Niro — murder a pregnant  illegal woman as she crosses the border. The scene is an example of  classic war propaganda.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“A handy rule for arousing hate,” noted political scientist and  communications expert Harold Lasswell, “is, if at first they do not  enrage, use an atrocity. It has been employed with unvarying success in  every conflict known to man.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The murder of a defenseless pregnant woman in the film is designed to  elicit a visceral and emotional response on the part of the audience.  It far surpasses the “ravishing” of maidens by evil Huns portrayed in  pro-war posters during the First World War. It ranks right up there with  photos published in newspapers prior to the Second World War showing  sadistic Japanese soldiers skewering Chinese babies with bayonets. Such  images were instrumental in convincing the American people they should  support entry into the war.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rodriguez’s message is clear — if you oppose illegal immigration,  support the activism of the Minutemen, and agree that states should  adopt laws like Arizona in response to illegal immigration, you also  support shooting pregnant Mexican women.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Polls reveal that most Americans by large margins support the Arizona  law. “A solid majority of Americans back Arizona’s tough crackdown on  illegal immigrants,” Reuters reported in May. Eight in 10 Americans are  concerned that illegal immigrants burden schools, hospitals and other  government services, and 77% worry that they drive down wages, according  to a USA TODAY/Gallup poll, also conducted in May.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Despite its obvious cliches and racial stereotypes, a climatic scene  near the end of the movie calls for a bloody revolution against the  Vigilantes, aka the Minutemen and their supporters, or for that matter  Americans who want to deal with illegal immigration in a lawful manner.  During the scene, we see a large number of Mexican laborers using the  implements of their trade to attack the Vigilantes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The scene has an ominous parallel — in April, the Americans for Legal  Immigration PAC released a video showing an illegal alien supporter in  Arizona claiming that shovels and axes will be used against Americans.  “We will not stop! We will take up our shovels and pickaxes and we… will  use them against you! Believe that!” screams an opponent of Arizona’s  tough new bill addressing illegal immigration in the video.&lt;br /&gt;Following charges that he was attempting to stir up a race war with  the release of his “Cinco de Mayo” trailer, director Rodriguez promised  to tone down incendiary aspects of his film. After Alex Jones received  the &lt;em&gt;Machete&lt;/em&gt; script and pointed out the race war elements, Rodriguez said his critics have jumped to conclusions.&lt;br /&gt;“They may have read a script that wasn’t finished and jumped to  conclusions about its content and tone,” he told Ain’t It Cool. “Any  filmmaker will tell you, there are three movies that you make: the one  you write, the one you shoot and the one you edit.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The theatrical version of &lt;em&gt;Machete&lt;/em&gt; is true to the leaked script, with one notable exception at the end of the film.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“I don’t really believe in protests, rallies or marches,” Rodriguez  told Ain’t It Cool, and then encouraged supporters of illegal  immigration to “register and vote because what we need is serious,  comprehensive immigration reform,” in other words voter should force the  government to legalize tens of millions of illegal immigrants. “You can  feel people’s frustration [over Arizona] and yet it’s difficult for  them to have a clear opinion on the matter because there’s such a mess  of misinformation.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Fresh food that lasts from eFoods Direct&lt;/em&gt; (Ad)&lt;br /&gt;Robert Rodriguez’s &lt;em&gt;Machete&lt;/em&gt; is an obnoxious exercise in  misinformation. It calls for a violent response to the political  activism of Americans — including Hispanic Americans — opposed to wide  open and lawless borders and the assertion by many Mexicans that the  American Southwest was stolen from them by the United States.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Machete&lt;/em&gt; is primarily about illegal immigration —  specifically framed by the “Cinco de Mayo” trailer — and is Rodriguez’s  answer to the acrimonious debate over Arizona’s effort to stem the tide  of illegal immigrants bankrupting the state.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rodriguez has cynically shrouded his message — violence in response  to border “vigilantes” is not only acceptable, but preferable — under  the cover of a Mexploitation film. It remains to be seen if the film,  now showing in theaters around the country, will result in violence.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-126198167756231612?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/126198167756231612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/machete-race-war-propaganda-under-cover.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/126198167756231612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/126198167756231612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/machete-race-war-propaganda-under-cover.html' title='Machete: Race War Propaganda Under the Cover of a Mexploitation Film – Prison Planet.com'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-7587869402074352858</id><published>2010-09-05T02:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-05T02:06:36.166-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Stephen Hawking&apos;s Rules'/><title type='text'>Stephen Hawking's Rules: Fear Aliens, 9/11 No Big Deal, Who Needs God?</title><content type='html'>&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINdRB4Ng_I/AAAAAAAAAh0/Yny9PYvFmq0/s1600/stephen-h.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="213" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINdRB4Ng_I/AAAAAAAAAh0/Yny9PYvFmq0/s320/stephen-h.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Stephen Hawking&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stephen Hawking is smarter than NewsFeed! So when he says things - like there's no way God created the universe - we should probably believe them. Here are the best of the physicist's often-controversial opinions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Because there is a law such as gravity, the Universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing..."&lt;br /&gt;--Hawking in an except from his new book The Grand Design, on why God might not exist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I believe that the long-term future of the human race must be in space."&lt;br /&gt;--Hawking arguing that mankind must take to the stars to continue to survive as a species. (See some of mankind's greatest explorations and adventures.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach."&lt;br /&gt;--Hawking on why we should be terrified of meeting aliens&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Although September 11 was horrible, it didn't threaten the survival of the human race, like nuclear weapons do."&lt;br /&gt;--Hawking a month after 9/11, which was probably not the best time to be saying things like that&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"God not only plays dice with the universe, but sometimes throws them where they can't be seen."&lt;br /&gt;--Hawking arguing in 1976 that information could not be retrieved from a black hole, a controversial opinion in physics; Hawking reversed his position in 2004&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I think computer viruses should count as life. Maybe it says something about human nature, that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. Talk about creating life in our own image."&lt;br /&gt;--Hawking on life and man's true nature&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star..."&lt;br /&gt;--Hawking putting human existence in perspective in Der Spiegel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"...But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."&lt;br /&gt;--Hawking make us feel a little better again, in the same interview&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/09/03/stephen-hawkings-rules-fear-aliens-911-no-big-deal-who-needs-god/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-7587869402074352858?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/7587869402074352858/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/stephen-hawkings-rules-fear-aliens-911.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/7587869402074352858'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/7587869402074352858'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/stephen-hawkings-rules-fear-aliens-911.html' title='Stephen Hawking&apos;s Rules: Fear Aliens, 9/11 No Big Deal, Who Needs God?'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINdRB4Ng_I/AAAAAAAAAh0/Yny9PYvFmq0/s72-c/stephen-h.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-6049566847749491781</id><published>2010-09-05T01:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-05T01:58:48.405-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Penn State Football Schedule 2010Penn State Football Schedule 2010'/><title type='text'>Penn State Football Schedule 2010</title><content type='html'>&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINbnzb13WI/AAAAAAAAAhs/jMvmBgN2BwE/s1600/penn-state.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="221" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINbnzb13WI/AAAAAAAAAhs/jMvmBgN2BwE/s320/penn-state.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Penn State Football Schedule 2010&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;Penn State Football Schedule 2010:Penn State Football schedule for 2010 may be historic. Many fear that the Penn State football schedule in 2010, Joe Paterno in the past, although it probably will not be clear only after the Penn State football schedule ends.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It all depends on how well Paterno holds this year, and how well the Nittany Lions fare on the field. According to the majority, it will be the same as many others in recent times, with a team of only slight control of the New Year’s Day bowl game. If they want more, the Penn State football schedule for 2010 have not made it easy for them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45′th season career, Paterno, Nittany Lion in the coaching begins today, is relatively easy matchup. 19′th place Nittany Lions face Youngstown State, which is unable to FCS, it was. However, they need this game to get momentum for next week.&lt;br /&gt;Big question mark on Penn State football schedule for 2010 is marked on the following Saturday evening, and the Nittany Lions traveling to № 1, defending champion Alabama. Despite the top-20 preseason ranking, it will be a challenge to win the Champions on the road, in the long and difficult for them to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If they find a way, however, is Penn State football schedule for 2010 may be different. He should be with the situation fluid defender following the departure of Darryl Clark. Now, freshman Robert Bolden is dealing with two backup sophomores waiting in the wings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After the game, Alabama, Penn State football schedule for 2010 has the usual muffins until the end of September. Nittany Lions host MAC teams Kent State and Temple, to the Big Ten slate is in full swing. The right way, they get an early diagnosis as they go to Iowa, which had their number in the last few years.&lt;br /&gt;Then the Nittany Lions should be preferred against Illinois, Minnesota, Michigan and Northwestern. Last season comes to a big opening on November 13 as they visit Ohio. By that time, Buckeyes could be on the verge of BCS title game – but it could Nittany Lions, if they pulled upsets on the road.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.12news.us/penn-state-football-schedule-2010.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-6049566847749491781?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/6049566847749491781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/penn-state-football-schedule-2010.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6049566847749491781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/6049566847749491781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/penn-state-football-schedule-2010.html' title='Penn State Football Schedule 2010'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINbnzb13WI/AAAAAAAAAhs/jMvmBgN2BwE/s72-c/penn-state.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-4997713763038155155</id><published>2010-09-05T01:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-05T02:00:55.971-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iTunes 10 hands-on'/><title type='text'>iTunes 10 hands-on: snappier performance, questionable UI choices</title><content type='html'>By Chris Foresman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINZfKp3wVI/AAAAAAAAAg8/77tse41K0gU/s1600/itunes_10_intro-thumb-640xauto-16178.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINZfKp3wVI/AAAAAAAAAg8/77tse41K0gU/s320/itunes_10_intro-thumb-640xauto-16178.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By now, most iTunes users have already downloaded and installed iTunes 10. We've already given you the low-down on the biggest addition to the new version of iTunes—the Ping social network—but we also wanted to give our impressions on two "improvements" promised in the release notes: look-and-feel and performance. While we agree that iTunes is "faster and more responsive," we're not sold on the revised user interface.&lt;br /&gt;"Enjoy performance improvements which make iTunes faster and more responsive"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's face it, performance is not iTunes' strong suit. I have a decent-sized library of some 6,700 tracks, for a total of 30GB of storage space—I can listen to music for nearly 51 days straight without ever hearing the same song twice. That is not a small music library, but it certainly doesn't compare to many people I know that complain that an iPod classic still isn't big enough to hold their library.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If music was all that iTunes had to manage, juggling those 6,700 tracks wouldn't be much trouble. But it also keeps track of movies, TV shows, music videos, ePub and PDF books, iPhoto libraries, iPods, iPhones, iPads, audio books, iTunes U content, podcasts, Internet radio stations, other local iTunes libraries on the network… well, you get the idea. Apple has piled additional functionality on software that originally started life as a Mac OS 8 MP3 player to the point where it is practically bursting at its Carbon seams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those with large libraries hoping for a full Cocoa rewrite, this is not the iTunes update you've been looking for. But while iTunes 8 and 9 got progressively slower—it got to the point that switching to iTunes to skip a track or stop it to answer a phone call was a five to ten second trial of patience—Apple promised that iTunes 10 would offer faster performance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After playing with the new version for the better part of a day, we can honestly say it is a little snappier. It certainly doesn't suffer from the unresponsive UI that plagued iTunes 9 on my aging original Core Duo MacBook. Specific genres and artists load instantly in the browser. Flipping through albums in Cover Flow seems especially fast. And the new list view with album art scrolls like butter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We're not sure what Apple is using behind the scenes—it's certainly not Cocoa, and Apple didn't respond to our questions about what specific enhancements had been added. After using both iTunes 9 and iTunes 10 with Activity Monitor running, it does seem that iTunes is using more threads and may be using a little more (about 5 percent) CPU time than before. It's not more efficient, but it is perceptibly faster—at this point, it's a trade-off we can accept.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We still hope for a fully turbo-charged, block-using, GCD-enabled, Cocoa-fied version of iTunes with blazing performance. iTunes 10 isn't there yet, but the tweaks that are there are welcome.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;"Explore many look-and-feel improvements throughout iTunes"&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINZ04DwO0I/AAAAAAAAAhE/PHqxKiWGRZo/s1600/itunes_10_window_controls.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINZ04DwO0I/AAAAAAAAAhE/PHqxKiWGRZo/s320/itunes_10_window_controls.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, iTunes 10's new "look-and-feel" is an entirely different matter.  Immediately noticeable is the cringe-inducing vertically aligned window  controls. Admittedly, it does save a few pixels of vertical space,  since Apple got rid of the title bar entirely. But the Human Interface  Guidelines are there for a reason—to provide users with a consistent  paradigm for interacting with applications. The common wisdom is that  you shouldn't break the HIG unless there is a compelling reason. In our  opinion, a few pixels of vertical space isn't a compelling enough  reason, especially considering all the comments we have heard from  colleagues and readers who find it confusing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thankfully, you can get rid of this style with a hidden terminal command. Quit iTunes 10, and enter &lt;code&gt;defaults write com.apple.iTunes full-window -1&lt;/code&gt; in a Terminal prompt. Relaunch iTunes and—&lt;i&gt;voilà!&lt;/i&gt;—the standard window controls return.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINaMQOTTyI/AAAAAAAAAhM/814ekmqGeBI/s1600/itunes_10_sidebar.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINaMQOTTyI/AAAAAAAAAhM/814ekmqGeBI/s320/itunes_10_sidebar.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&amp;nbsp;Another major change is that Apple has pretty much removed all the color  from iTunes sidebar. In previous version of iTunes, the icons  representing different media, playlists, and devices in the left-hand  sidebar came in a range of colors. Now all the icons are subtle,  monochromatic shadows of their former selves. All the shapes are  distinctive enough for the most part, but the low-contrast grey makes it  more difficult to find what you are looking for at a glance. Instead of  thinking "green" for the iTunes Store or "purple" for Genius Mixes,  you'll have to pay more attention to the shapes and text labels. It may  be&amp;nbsp;more&amp;nbsp;visually "refined," but in our opinion usability is hurt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINaf-ktLTI/AAAAAAAAAhU/HWAxGzOp9gw/s1600/itunes_10_pref_bar.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINaf-ktLTI/AAAAAAAAAhU/HWAxGzOp9gw/s320/itunes_10_pref_bar.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&amp;nbsp;Yet another questionable UI tweak is that all the buttons along the  bottom of the main iTunes window have lost their button shape. Instead,  they appear as a series of—you guessed it—grey shapes that give only a  vague clue they clicking them might do something. The style is  reminiscent of the tab bars used on iOS applications, except even there  the active tab has a rectangular button shape around it, giving users a  subtle clue that the other icons could be clicked to activate them. In  its default state, none of the buttons are active—those that are get a  nice blue highlight fill—and so a user would have to rely on curiosity  and pop-up tool tips to figure out what the buttons do, once they figure  out that they are buttons in the first place. It's not terrible once  you get used to it, but new users might miss these buttons entirely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINa0eZD8oI/AAAAAAAAAhc/tmCw8bRaBA4/s1600/itunes_10_bottom_buttons.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINa0eZD8oI/AAAAAAAAAhc/tmCw8bRaBA4/s320/itunes_10_bottom_buttons.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&amp;nbsp;There are a couple smaller changes that we are neutral about, and two  that we like. Apple has changed the volume control to make it thicker,  and it has a subtle machined aluminum look. Being bigger makes it easier  to target,&amp;nbsp;especially&amp;nbsp;with a trackpad. Apple also changed how some of  the top-level categories in the sidebar are collapsed. Instead of using  standard disclosure triangles, rolling over these categories (like  Genius or Playlist) will reveal a "show" or "hide" text button to the  right. Clicking the text will show or hide the stuff underneath these  headings, but double-clicking them works the same, and is easier in our  opinion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINbHRdcLQI/AAAAAAAAAhk/kuUUB0_NXK8/s1600/itunes_10_columns.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINbHRdcLQI/AAAAAAAAAhk/kuUUB0_NXK8/s320/itunes_10_columns.png" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The two changes we do like, however, are the redesigned list view  column headings, and the new list view with album art icons. The new  column headings are larger, with more space above and below the heading  text. This makes it easier to target using a trackpad while also being  more visually appealing. The added list view with small album art icons  is also a nice touch for those who think visually but have too many  albums to rely strictly on the album art or Cover Flow views.&lt;br /&gt;It will be some time before we know what impact Ping will have on the  iTunes user base, or whether TV rentals will be compelling enough to  get more users watching (we suspect they would be more appealing for  users of the new Apple TV when it comes out next month). The new iTunes  UI might leave a lot to be desired, but at least Apple has made some  effort to improve the overall performance.&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps iTunes 11 will finally be the version that sheds the last  vestiges of Carbon cruft. Hopefully Apple engineers will also give at  least a passing nod to the Human Interface Guidelines when designing its  UI.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source: &lt;br /&gt;http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2010/09/itunes-10-hands-on-snappier-performance-questionable-ui-choices.ars?utm_source=rss&amp;amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;amp;utm_campaign=rss&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-4997713763038155155?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/4997713763038155155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/itunes-10-hands-on-snappier-performance.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4997713763038155155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/4997713763038155155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/itunes-10-hands-on-snappier-performance.html' title='iTunes 10 hands-on: snappier performance, questionable UI choices'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINZfKp3wVI/AAAAAAAAAg8/77tse41K0gU/s72-c/itunes_10_intro-thumb-640xauto-16178.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-2482439919638259741</id><published>2010-09-05T01:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-05T01:46:24.506-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='North Carolina Football Investigation'/><title type='text'>North Carolina Football Investigation</title><content type='html'>&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINYui2K5VI/AAAAAAAAAg0/ZNnxjmrll-Y/s1600/North-Carolina-Football-Investigation.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="212" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINYui2K5VI/AAAAAAAAAg0/ZNnxjmrll-Y/s320/North-Carolina-Football-Investigation.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;North Carolina Football Investigation&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;North Carolina Football Investigation:NCAA investigator chance Miller sends North Carolina through interviews with a notice explaining to the athletes that they will be asked if they have knowledge of rules violations.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;July 12-13: Miller and Rachel Newman Baker interviewed an unspecified number of athletes, including defensive solutions Marvin Austin and wide receiver Greg Little, in the UNC in connection with the probe of whether players received improper benefits from sports agents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;August 4: UNC athletic director Dick Baddour confirmed that investigators NCAA ago on campus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;August 10: Former player UNC Cam Thomas said a former teammate, Kentwan Balmer, Thomas Austin and paid training in California – a possible violation of NCAA rules – in the summer of 2009.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aug. 26: UNC announces investigation of possible academic misconduct involving football players and former students of the teacher.&lt;br /&gt;September 1: Austin suspended indefinitely for violating team rules and neglecting his duties in the team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;September 3: UNC says six players, including Little and Austin, to be the season opener today against Louisiana State in violation of the school and / or NCAA rules. Seven other players retained from the game during the investigation continues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Source:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.12news.us/north-carolina-football-investigation-2.html&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-2482439919638259741?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/2482439919638259741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/north-carolina-football-investigation.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/2482439919638259741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/2482439919638259741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/north-carolina-football-investigation.html' title='North Carolina Football Investigation'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TINYui2K5VI/AAAAAAAAAg0/ZNnxjmrll-Y/s72-c/North-Carolina-Football-Investigation.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-3824857308331848467</id><published>2010-09-04T17:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-04T18:00:14.278-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Louis CK&apos;s Drunken Tweets'/><title type='text'>Louis CK's Drunken Tweets</title><content type='html'>Louis CK got on a plane, got hammered, and went to town on Twitter. We get the sense he doesn't care for Sarah Palin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TILqy9m6pfI/AAAAAAAAAgs/6a_QTl1eTXw/s1600/louisck.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TILqy9m6pfI/AAAAAAAAAgs/6a_QTl1eTXw/s640/louisck.jpg" width="507" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;source:&lt;br /&gt;http://www.funnyordie.com/images/ba1656a66e/louis-ck-s-drunken-tweets&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-3824857308331848467?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/3824857308331848467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/louis-cks-drunken-tweets.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/3824857308331848467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/3824857308331848467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/louis-cks-drunken-tweets.html' title='Louis CK&apos;s Drunken Tweets'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TILqy9m6pfI/AAAAAAAAAgs/6a_QTl1eTXw/s72-c/louisck.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1560091520832545303.post-5492305981990431185</id><published>2010-09-04T17:48:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-04T17:53:56.808-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Notre Dame Football Schedule'/><title type='text'>Notre Dame Football Schedule</title><content type='html'>&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TILog94_OzI/AAAAAAAAAgk/VWXE08plrmg/s1600/Notre-Dame-Football-Schedule-2010.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="243" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TILog94_OzI/AAAAAAAAAgk/VWXE08plrmg/s320/Notre-Dame-Football-Schedule-2010.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"&gt;Notre Dame Football Schedule&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;Notre Dame Football Schedule:The first Saturday in September here and football fans are stoked. 4 days off steam with some of the greatest football makes all football fans, where everyone giddy with excitement. Brian Kelly dreamed of coaching at Boston College, but that was before he realized there was more apples to choose. Notre Dame football schedule will get underway today under the command of Coach Kelly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fighting Irish hit the field today with Kelly of the reigns and has already attracted speculation that it will be very urban Meyer. In case the name of urban Meyer is not the bell tolls, it adopted the program from the ground up undefeated regular season in Utah. This is a great season limit, which led him to power in Florida. This is football Notre Dame schedule may be one that makes Kelly a rock star.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kelly began his career in Cincinnati, and now he waits for his turn to hit the field against the Irish. Kelly said that he will just focus on the game at hand. He did not hide the fact that it is in dreams, he just did not have time to think about it now. Notre Dame football schedule may be one that makes or breaks Kelly in the long term.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;source: http://www.12news.us/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1560091520832545303-5492305981990431185?l=allenkristiyono.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/feeds/5492305981990431185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/notre-dame-football-schedule.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/5492305981990431185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1560091520832545303/posts/default/5492305981990431185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://allenkristiyono.blogspot.com/2010/09/notre-dame-football-schedule.html' title='Notre Dame Football Schedule'/><author><name>Allen Kristiyono</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10796721211969114183</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3Zqb69adGc/TILog94_OzI/AAAAAAAAAgk/VWXE08plrmg/s72-c/Notre-Dame-Football-Schedule-2010.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
